Author Topic: I hurt my head  (Read 5916 times)

I guess I fapped a little to hard and now the bottom skin on the head of my snake is red and hurts when I touch it. No pr0n tonight :C





I feel like I'm using this too much, but this was literally my response to this topic

I guess I fapped a little to hard and now the bottom skin on the head of my snake is red and hurts when I touch it. No pr0n tonight :C
ASDFASDFASDF!!!
We really needed to know this.

I thought you meant your noggin. Like, you fell or something.

I guess I fapped a little to hard and now the bottom skin on the head of my snake is red and hurts when I touch it. No pr0n tonight :C
Work the shaft next time genius.

Don't do it so fast next time.

Use lube and don't destroy your richard next time.

I'm 12 and what is this i don't even....




I'm 12 and what is this i don't even....
You mixed two memes.
What's wrong with you?

It's "I'm 12, and what is this"

Thus fail.


I did this once and i found blood in side, you may have popped a something.


While you were typing a new post has bena bla balbal

I did this once and i found blood in side, you may have popped a something.
I just threw up a little.