I hurt my head

[JD]

I wanna third it.

Threesome wut

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[MasterCookie]

If you hold it backwards instead of like a baseball bat, while you're side ways, roll over and start moving your pelvis.

:D

[RedSaturn]

If you hold it backwards instead of like a baseball bat, while you're side ways, roll over and start moving your pelvis.

:D

Wut the forget?

[JD]

Wut the forget?

Just try it. ;D

Haha I can't help but lol.

[RedSaturn]

Just try it. ;D

Haha I can't help but lol.

:D Oh it feels so good.

[MasterCookie]

I wonder if you guys are actually trying it...

It helps if you lube your hand with spit.

[Meekl]

There's no such thing as too much information.

SOMETIMES MY PEE IS PURPLE AND MY POO IS BLOO GR33N

[Daedalus]

I'm 12 and what is this.
No, but anyway, use lube. Seriously.

[Daedalus]

I wonder if you guys are actually trying it...

It helps if you lube your hand with spit.

Yes, it does. Most common lube EVER.
EDIT: Double post
FUUUUU-

[tails]

i dug in with my nail once

[Meekl]

If you hold it backwards instead of like a baseball bat, while you're side ways, roll over and start moving your pelvis.

:D

How the hell did you just randomly doscover this?

[Daedalus]

How the hell did you just randomly doscover this?

Fantasies.
Also, I have tried it. :P

[zeros_bro]

Spooning my hand?

[Kyzor]

I hurt my head too, when it smashed into the keyboard after reading this topic. (The head on top of my neck, smartasses.)

[Daedalus]

Spooning my hand?

Pretty much.
I love how no one has questioned how I know all this stuff when I'm 12