HAHAH, YES
WE HAVE DISCOVERED THE PROBLEM
O HOLY SWEET JESUS
Ahem *Clears throat* The BIOS on the motherboard.
The person to blame is either me, or Stardock. They recently released BootSkin Vista, which modifies your Boot up screen to anything you like. I got a nice field and added that. That seems to be exactly when I started getting problems.
BootSkin modifies the BIOS on the motherboard to change your bootup screen. Now, because of Stardock/me, I can't even run the computer, it's just a blank screen.
I'm going to go with my dad to Canada Computers (CANADIA!) and see if they can do anything for me. I cannot flash my BIOS to reset it because I can't even access the BIOS menu. Basically, I'll just replace my BIOS chip, if it works, and then maybe wipe my HD - If I need to.