- Kids who try to make a loveual joke about everything all the time (can i eat my loving ice cream in peace)
- My stuffty computer
- Emos who try to trick me into letting me shank them (Yes, I'm too like wtf?)
- Xbox 360 fanboys that come on PSN saying Xbox is better!!!!!! and also vice versa
- The fact I am a grammar national socialist (THERE'S SPELL CHECK FOR A REASON MAD MITTEN! /joking but I am grammar national socialist)
- Trolling atheists (You know them)
- Other trolls
- Salmon
- Most drama-reality TV shows. Though I like shoes like CSI because it makes you think
- Jimmg