Alien Versus Predator 3 AKA "Too Gorey 4 U"

[Fizzles]

Fanboy.

Overreactive idiot?

edit: Is it fanboyism if I own an X-Box, and hate it

[Ad Bot]

[ChexGuy331]

Fanboy.

Do you have a stick up your ass? No, seriously.

[Marcem]

You guys are idiots. 

Do you have a stick up your ass? No, seriously.

  I wasn't exactly being serious.

[A.R.C.]

Lets get a group of 8 and just richard around.

[Dusty12]

Lets get a group of 8 and just richard around.

But uh, Steam friends is down.

[Qwepir]

Not until February 18th 

[Dusty12]

Not until February 18th 

i c wut u did thar

[tikitai]

my mass effect is loving up, stuff, i wanted to play this but steam is down

[Qwepir]

Valve uses some sort of forgeted up calendar.

[Jess]

All anyone does is run around spamming X :(

Aliens seem overpowered for some reason..

Marines are free kills though.

[General Nick]

I can't play cause steams down on the east coast ;-;

[Qwepir]

I can't play cause steams down on the east coast ;-;

Steam's down everywhere, mate. Scheduled downtime.

[|Shadow]

It's strange, because I kept getting raped by aliens.

I won a couple matches with the marines and most of the matches I play, a marine comes in the top 3.

[yuki]

All anyone does is run around spamming X :(

Aliens seem overpowered for some reason..

Marines are free kills though.

I dominate as a Marine. Aliens think it's a free kill until I melee then execute them. It's pretty well balanced if you know what you're doing.

[General Nick]

8 PM EST tonight guys. Do not forget.

Protip: Look at controls before playing otherwise you'll spend too much time loving up and not enough killing.

Played a little bit. This whole thing is like... good and bad.

Good because it's loving awesome.
Bad because most of the controls are clunky and multiplayer sucks. It's just so unbalanced that to survive you have to mash the 'e' key to grab whenever you get the chance for 1 millisecond and even that doesn't work. The "grab" thing barely works but its bloody awesome when it does.

Why the forget do you stumble every time you get shot defies my knowledge of reality. OH JESUS A BULLET TO THE FOOT, I NEED TO STUMBLE QUICKLY WHILE I REGAIN BALANCE.