--Top 100 Ways to Die--

[chaseyqurt]

  throwing  at you while  plays  and I eat  but wait, here comes a bag of  .

 

[Ad Bot]

[Comatose]

Attempting to skydive from a C-130 and getting hit by the propeller.

[No, FROHman Elite!]

Guiding a jeep, but getting run over when a sniper misses and the jeep drives in panic.

[Corbiere]

1 - Falling off a 999 storey building and landing on a sponge truck and then getting     hit in the eye by pidgeon droppings and dying of rabies xD
I call bad luck

2 - Playing Blockland when the world ends!

[Deathwishez]

Getting a pinnapple shoved up your ass, and getting tazzed in the family jewels every second you bleed.

[vv45689]

door

[No, FROHman Elite!]

Skydive from a plane, when you are about to open your parachute, you smash your face on a building and is knocked unconcious until you splatter on the sidewalk.

[Conan]

Skydive out of a plane and forget a chute.

A guy gets out of a blown up car, which flies up, hits the plane above you, which then destroys it, sending it careening towards your sniper position, while you are sniping, and at the last second you see it coming at you.

Get headshotted while in a vehicle which has no windows.

You throw a grenade, which lands next to the vehicle you want to get in, but you do not know that and get in the vehicle, which then blows up, killing you.

Fire a rocket launcher into the wall across the room, and have a traffic cone or player body fly off and smash you in the face. /youtubemachinimareference

[Comatose]

Firing at a gang, the bullets ricoshet, and they hit you in the arm, puncturing a vital artery. While stumbling into the street and collapsing, you get you run over by a truck, and five vans

Air Raid.

[No, FROHman Elite!]

Trying to snipe in a bombed out building, but the floor collapsing from under you, trying to crawl away, you stumble and accidently pull the trigger on your sniper, shooting a wood structures corner, smashing it and having the rest of the building collapse on you.

Go mirrors edge, but catch you ankle on a pipe and falling into a electric fence, while you are in pain from the electric that went through your body, you try to get up, but slip on the pipe again, this time landing your neck hard on the pipe, breaking your neck.

[Corbiere]

lol - Woo! 100th reply

[snugglebear212]

you and your team mates spawn and they all turn against you, but you jump so they kill themselves.

[oromis]

you and your team mates spawn and they all turn against you, but you jump so they kill themselves.

This is a topic where YOU die. When exactly did you die in that?

you and your team mates spawn and they all turn against you, but you jump so they kill themselves. Then you get roostery and try to steal the intel regardless of the 4 lv3 sentries.

much better

[LordCutlerBeckett]

Dying. 

[skelolego229]

 :cookieMonster:get raped by the cookie monster thoose cookies dont just get shoved in his mouth ya know