Author Topic: --Top 100 Ways to Die--  (Read 18569 times)

   getting hit in the face with a pickle jar then hit with a duck in the BALZ then finished off with a knife in the spine then having your corpse hit with a :nes:
Why would anyone want to waste a perfectly good NES to kill someone?


Make someone kick your ass again and again until it's covered with blood.

He chops your hands and feet off and feeds them to you.

Then he rapes you in every possible way.

He cuts your head off and eats your eyes.

Then he rapes your head in all possible ways.

He cuts off all your limbs, and eats them raw.

Then he rapes your torso until the floor is filled with blood.

He saves your bloody forgeted torso in his wardrobe and rapes it every day until it is completely decayed.

Then he eats it, pukes it up and eats it again. Repeat.

You'll need some add-ons for this  :cookieMonster:

Getting raped to death

Fall off a building

Fall down a mountain

Going to a Furrycon

Go into a trash compactor

Eating Coach's chocolate helicopter

Seeing a Ellis rape face

Going on stuffbrix.com

Playing robot unicorn attack T_T

Vagineer

Eating Zeeky H. Bomb

Saying the Zeeky words

Eating a cake

seeing herms on furriesyiff.com

getting stabbed in the stomach in sit there in pain in a pool of blood till you bleed out


Rule 2?
I was like internet rule 2 and then I was like.. oohhh Blockland. Then I died.

Teabag a person for too long and he takes revenge.

getting boned by cyborg

putting a glass thermomitor up your ass

Oh wow, i completly forgot about this topic.

Interesting looking at the last few pages.

Getting gang banged to death by all of the dudes in your family.

playing my minigame Man of The futures kill game it has weapons that can kill others and you too if i ever get to think the boom belt is a good idea to self destruct you on it

another way you can die if a theif was armed and kills you