I told my mom I Converted

[A.R.C.]

But you said you supported government action to remove gays the right to marry.

Good going Nick!

[Ad Bot]

[Doorman]

Hey guys, how is the religion morality war going?

[Inv3rted]

There is no morality in family values.

[Doorman]

There is no morality in family values.

To them there is.

[Otis Da HousKat]

AIDS KILLS cigaretteS

[Valen]

[Zenthrox]

But you said you supported government action to remove gays the right to marry.

Did I? Where?

[Doorman]

Everyone, put your hands together and wiggle your fingers in imitation of the Flying Spagettii Monster.

Now pray with me.

Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in the colander, Swallowed be thy sauce.
Thy serving come, Thy strands be wrung, On forks as they are on spoons.
Give us this day our garlic bread, And forgive us our starchiness, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss.
And lead us not into Kraft parmessan, But deliver us from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee.
For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. R'Amen.

^{Yes, I did copy and pasta that.}

[Valen]

now let us enjoy in this fine copied Pasta

[yuki]

R'Amen.

[Inv3rted]

The government can't persecute them for it, but they aren't required by law to give them marital rights.

The second half of the sentence contradicts the first, so I'll disregard the first.

[tay104]

Have you been around here ever?

Much longer than you have been.

[NickTheSushi]

That's awesome

'Tis. Want the gospel? I'll give it to ya for $10 and or a lovey lady.

[Valen]

'Tis. Want the gospel? I'll give it to ya for $10 and or a lovey lady.

yes I want

[General Nick]

WE HAVE BEEN ORDERED BY THE IMPERIUM TO PURGE THIS THREAD OF ALL HERETICS.

THIS IS THE JUDGEMENT OF THE RIGHTEOUS.

BEGINNING PURGE...


PURGE COMPLETE AS OF 23:05:35.