Top 20 List of the Best Geek Quotes

[The Russian]

One day I was surfing the interwebz when I suddenly stumbled over this website with what the title states. I only chose the good ones to post on here.

#1. Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF. All my base Are belong to you  — someone on SlashDot

#2. There is no place like 127.0.0.1#3. Girls are like Internet Domain names
, the ones I like are already

#4. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning

#5. Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination. — Albert Einstein

#6. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t. (My personal favorite)

#8. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

#9. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly

#10. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code

#11. My Software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

#12. The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! (My second favorite)

#16. A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?



Origin:
http://www.askstudent.com/funny/top-20-list-of-the-best-geek-quotes-sayings-and-phrases/

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[Pi]

#9. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly

#10. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code

#16. A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?

The ones for me. :S

[Marcem]

A list of 20 should include 20.

[Regulith]

Or have more than 4 spaces for people to add their own.

[The Russian]

Whoops, forgot to add a link to the original website.

[Kyzor]

Whoops, forgot to add a link to the original website.

Yes please.

[The Russian]

http://www.askstudent.com/funny/top-20-list-of-the-best-geek-quotes-sayings-and-phrases/

[pocketrocket300]

#8.  That's me.

[Kyzor]

http://www.askstudent.com/funny/top-20-list-of-the-best-geek-quotes-sayings-and-phrases/

Thank you.

[Regulith]

I seem to have a knack for deciphering leetspeak very quickly. Odd.

Also #12 lol

[pocketrocket300]

Took me about 30 secs, but I figured it out eventually.

[tails]

I looked and instantly recognised what it said
:smug:

[Kyzor]

I seem to have a knack for deciphering leetspeak very quickly. Odd.

Likewise... I must admit I scared myself slightly with the fact that I read it just like the words you're reading in my post right now.

[pocketrocket300]

I got as far as "1f u c4n r34d th1s,"
Then it took some time for the rest.

[The Russian]

I got as far as "1f u c4n r34d th1s,"
Then it took some time for the rest.

It took some time to get the "laid" word.