Omegle raiding :D

[Hugums]

Anyone got an idea for a new Omegle raid?
Because I can't think of a fun thing to do.

WILD ABRA APPEARS!

[Ad Bot]

[snot2]

Stranger: hi
You: STAR
Stranger: MOON
You: WHERE IS YOUR UNIT
Stranger: my UNIT?
You: WHERE IS
You: ALPHA TANGO CHOCOLATE GO GO GO
Stranger: Chocolate

[Rekuddo]

Uh, I think they do.

No they don't they're only for international affairs. Who was behind Charlie Wilson's war?

[Megaguy]

yes

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Propane.
Stranger: yes propane
You: Propane.
Stranger: lot's of it
You: I sell propane and propane accessarys.
You: My name is hank hill
Stranger: hardcore name
You: Yes
Stranger: so u selling propane
You: Yeah.
Stranger: u a specialist in propane?
You: Yes.
Stranger: u proud of being a propane guru?
You: Yes.
Stranger: i have questions about propane!
You: Good
You: Please direct them at someone else. I do not answer questions about my product
Stranger: so what do you do then?
You: Sell propane
You: And propane accessorys.
Stranger: accessorys?
Stranger: name some
You: Propane.
You: More propane
You: Propane pouring EZ cap.
You: And umm
You: Spare propane bottles.
Stranger: i would like to buy some propane
You: Good
Stranger: not sure you got enough thou
You: But first: what do you use your Propane for?
Stranger: umm ... blowing stuff up
You: Then I cannot sell you
You: *Sell it to you
You: Sorry.
Stranger: why not hank?
You: Because
You: If I do sell it to you,
You: You will use it to "Blow stuff up". So That would make me a criminal.
You: And im not a criminal.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[snot2]

You: ALPHA TEAM WHATS YOUR STATUS
Stranger: I'm a girl looking for a hot girl to chat with (photo required). I don't care if you're a lesbian, just open-minded.
You: i had brain surgery once
You: does that count as open minded

[Megaguy]

You: ALPHA TEAM WHATS YOUR STATUS
Stranger: I'm a girl looking for a hot girl to chat with (photo required). I don't care if you're a lesbian, just open-minded.
You: i had brain surgery once
You: does that count as open minded

Snot you silly gentleman you.

[Meekl]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
Stranger: texas
You: Ohai
Stranger: ur on about mw2
Stranger: so u been shot down and now ur dead
You: fuuuuuuuuuuu
You have disconnected.
 
Stranger: hi
You: STAR
Stranger: THE GAME
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You have disconnected.

You: STAR
Stranger: hi
You: WHERES UR SQUAD
You: STAY FROSTY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[General Nick]

This is the worst place to actually do any trolling.

Literally everyone I encounter just goes like "MOON", "hiii", "im aa horny girl/guy asl?", "WANA FUK IM 18/M/UK!!!!!!! 9 INCHSSSS!!" or some stuff.

It's all used up by /b/ already.

[Madmitten]

This is the worst place to actually do any trolling.

Literally everyone I encounter just goes like "MOON", "hiii", "im aa horny girl/guy asl?", "WANA FUK IM 18/M/UK!!!!!!! 9 INCHSSSS!!" or some stuff.

It's all used up by /b/ already.

this

[Kerog]

yes

Code: [Select]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Propane.
Stranger: yes propane
You: Propane.
Stranger: lot's of it
You: I sell propane and propane accessarys.
You: My name is hank hill
Stranger: hardcore name
You: Yes
Stranger: so u selling propane
You: Yeah.
Stranger: u a specialist in propane?
You: Yes.
Stranger: u proud of being a propane guru?
You: Yes.
Stranger: i have questions about propane!
You: Good
You: Please direct them at someone else. I do not answer questions about my product
Stranger: so what do you do then?
You: Sell propane
You: And propane accessorys.
Stranger: accessorys?
Stranger: name some
You: Propane.
You: More propane
You: Propane pouring EZ cap.
You: And umm
You: Spare propane bottles.
Stranger: i would like to buy some propane
You: Good
Stranger: not sure you got enough thou
You: But first: what do you use your Propane for?
Stranger: umm ... blowing stuff up
You: Then I cannot sell you
You: *Sell it to you
You: Sorry.
Stranger: why not hank?
You: Because
You: If I do sell it to you,
You: You will use it to "Blow stuff up". So That would make me a criminal.
You: And im not a criminal.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Its funny because you're a hypocrite

Snot you silly gentleman you.

Oh snot, you silly gentleman you.

Hey stop copying me

[Meekl]

"hiii", "im aa horny girl/guy asl?"

Whaaaaaaaaat.

[RedSaturn]

Same thing happened to Sirrus happened to me

[DracoSoul]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: STAR
Stranger: FISH
You: WHERE IS OUR UNIT
Stranger: i have no idea what ur talking about mate
You: WRONG MOTHERforgetER! OPEN FIRE
Stranger: :-S

EDIT:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

BOOM HEADSHOT

[Megaguy]

Code: [Select]

You: WILD ABRA APPEARS!
Stranger:  A) male not horny
B) male horny
C) Female horny
D) Female not horny
You: All of the above
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[JJA0]

Code: [Select]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Star
Stranger: Moon?
You: OPEN FIRE
You: BAM BAM BAM
You: RAMIREZ take point
Stranger: DON'T BE A HERO! KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN AND WE'LL GET OUT OF THIS ALIVE, DAMN IT!
You: RAMIREZ GET ME A SAMWITCH
Stranger: GET YOUR OWN DAMN SANDWICH, I'M ON POINT!
You: RAMIREZ I DEMAND A SANDWITCH MADE WITH POINT
Stranger: DON'T BE A FOOL! EVERYONE KNOW'S YOU DON'T MAKE SANDWICHES WITH POINT! YOU MAKE THEM WITH PICKLES!
You: RAMIREZ I HATE PICKLES YOU IDIOT
Stranger: WELL THIS IS WAR! WE'VE ALL GOT TO MAKE SACRIFICES! LOOK OUT ... AMBUSH!
You: RAMIREZ TAKE COVER
You: GO GO GO
Stranger: THEY'VE BLOCKED OUR RETREAT! THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO GET AROUND THEM. I'M SORRY SARG ... I'M GOIN'TO HAVE TO GIVE THEM YOUR SANDWICH
You: RAMIREZ NO NOT MY SANDWITCH IM HUNGRY DAMIT
Stranger: I KNOW, IT WAS SO YOUNG ... DAMN THIS WAR!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
+1 for the STAR also lol