Omegle raiding :D

[Ladios]

also also, me being an ass:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Greetings
Stranger: M
Stranger: Ru
You: I am not familiar with "ru" being any word in the english vocabular.
You: May I inquire as to what language you are communicating in?
Stranger: R u
You: Those are indeed letters.
You: Are you inteanding to lead me to believe you are a citizian of Russo nationality
You: Have you or have you known someone who is in any way associated or has been associated with the communist party?
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: R u a m
You: I am not familiar with what a combination of letters such as that my significate
You: Really underimpressive acrobatic marsupials?
Stranger: Put a if ur not a robot
You: I do not believe any portion of my anatomical existance is robitic
You: But if you require verification then I will press the key that has the english letter "A"
You: A
Stranger: Send me a pic
You: I am not acquainted to your layman's inteperetation of the english language.
Stranger: Of u
You: How or why do you wish me to present you with a gratis "pic"
You: of the letter U?
Stranger: Hippo
You: I am not a watermammel, but I thank you for your concern
You: mamal*
You: please excuse my incorrect grammar.
Stranger: Omg ur like so loving dam funny
You: I apologize, good sir, but you are no longer communicating in any manner of which I can comprehend.
Stranger: forget you
You: Attempting to yeild understanding through vocalizing your responses leads me to sound as if I am a dying orangutang
Stranger: love
You: Or any various animal that communicates in incomprehensible terms
You: From your previous actions, I would advice against your procreation.
You: For the good of the human species, that is.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello
You: Greetings
Stranger: where u from
You: U is a letter of the english language
You: derived from Latin used by the romans
You: It is likely traced to the letter "mew"
You: represented by a U with an aditional line
You: used as the prefix micro- in the scientific community
You: paticularly when describing weights or distances
Stranger: do i care??
You: You asked.
Stranger: i mean what contray are you from?
You: I have not heard of any entities that would identify themselves as the antithesis of a generic flat transport
You: likely to be made of metal or plastic
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[Seph]

Can we do Bioshock instead?

"SPLOICERS"

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[tay104]

You: so you dont wanna go to law school?
You: what do you wanna do then?
Stranger: I WANNA DANCE!

(bonus points if you get the quote)

[Ladios]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello random stranger.
You: What makes you think that I am random?
Stranger: Thats what it says up above.
You: What if I were meant to encounter you on this fine moment in time.
You: And this meeting were predestined
Stranger: Nothing is written.
You: Don't you see? We were meant for eachother.
You: Sir, would you marry me?
Stranger: Would I, of course.  Shall I, not yet.
You: But why must you churn my heat so?
You: That I might not feeleth the warmth of your touch any further
Stranger: What better than heat to test ones mettle.
You: But if you heat the metal too much it shal goeth limp.
You: And a curved blade is of no use to anyone.
Stranger: The mettle i seek is not forged in the fires of a blacksmith.  But in the black parts of ones heart.
You: But the light doth shine through with thy love!
Stranger: Indeed it does.  And only when and if it does, shall you find your mate.
You: It doesth now. It shineth now. Why must the light shine so bright that it blinds you as well?
Stranger: Who has seen more, than the man who is blind?  Seen things as they are, not as they pretend to be.
You: The man who is blind is further open to deciption, though. He must see from what others wish to present.
You: He is to succumb to any illusion they should pass over him.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I love this site.

[CC]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
Stranger: CIRCLE
You: OPEN FIRE
You: PEWEPWPEWEPW
Stranger: OH stuff
Stranger: DEPLOY SHIELD UNITS
You: SHEILD UNITS ARE AT 70%
Stranger: OH NO
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE POINT
Stranger: MAINTAIN COUNTER ATTACK
Stranger: AIM PLASMA FOR 33 DEGREES AND POTATO
You: OH UMM
You: YOU ARE OUT OF PLASMA AND POTATOES
You: RAMIREZ, GET ME MORE PLASMA
Stranger: THEN WE ARE DOOMED
Stranger: YES
Stranger: IF WE HAVE ANY
Stranger: ALSO, DON'T FORGET THE ICE
Stranger: I LIKE MINE SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED
You: YOU HEARD THE MAN RAMIREZ!
You: OH forget YES
You: WE HAVE ICED PLASMA
Stranger: DAMNED STRAIGHT
Stranger: YOU KNOW I ONLY TAKE MY PLASMA WITH ICE
Stranger: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
You: EXACTLY
You: RAMIREZ, AIM THIS PLASMA FOR 33 DEGREES
Stranger: DAMNIT RAMIREZ, 33 NOT loving 378954398
Stranger: IT'S NOT THAT HARD
You: HE THREW IT SOME OTHER DIRECTION
You: LUCKILY IT STILL HIT
You: ENEMY TAKES 50 PLASMA DAMAGE!
Stranger: CELEBRATION
You: THEY'RE NOT DEAD YET
You: RAMIREZ, HOLD THE SHEILDS
You: OH forget
You: SHEILDS ARE DOWN TO 40%
Stranger: OH GOD DAMN
Stranger: REROUTE OUR MANUAL GERBIL POWER TO SHIELDS
Stranger: WE MUST HOLD THIS LINE
Stranger: GENTLEMEN, FIRE TEH MISSLESSSS
You: OUR MISSLE GUIDED SYSTEM HAS BEEN CUT OFF DUE TO POWER BEING FOCUSED ON THE SHEILDS
You: MISSLES FLY IN EVERY DIRECTION
Stranger: CURSES.
You: ENEMY TAKES 40 DAMAGE
Stranger: JOYOUS OCCASSION
You: SHEILDS TAKE 10 DAMAGE
Stranger: I SHALL AIM THESE MISSLES MYSELF. STEP ASIDE LORRANZO
You: ALRIGHTY THEN
You: FINISH THEM OFF.
Stranger: LIKE A BUTTERFLY AND A GRIZZLY BEAR
Stranger: I HAVE GRACEFUL AIM AND STYLISH BUTTON PUSHING
Stranger: THE MISSLES ARE MORE LIKE ROCKETS NOW I GUESS
You: YOU FIRE THE MISSLEROCKETS!
You: DIRECT HIT!
You: ENEMY TAKES 400forgetTRILLION DAMAGE!
You: VICTORY!
Stranger: JUBILATION
Stranger: EVERYONE GETS A PARTY HAT AND COMPLIMENTARY HOOKER
You: YOU GAIN 365 EXP!
You: LEVEL UP!
Stranger: OH SNAP
You: YOU CAN NOW CARRY 50 MISSLEROCKETS!
Stranger: OH YES
Stranger: THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS
You: ALL YOUR STATS GO UP BY 3
Stranger: EVEN MY loveINESS?
You: QUITE
Stranger: AMAZING
You: NEW SKILL LEARNED: CLUSTERforgetTORcreep
You: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE YOUR PROGRESS?
Stranger: OH SWEET AND SOUR JESUS YES
You: GOOD, BECAUSE YOUR DS JUST RAN OUT OF BATTERY
You: I BID GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR.
Stranger: OH SWEET
Stranger: EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED
Stranger: I OFFER MY THANKS FOR THIS EPIC CONVO
You: YOU TOO BRO
You: YOU TOO
Stranger: AWESOME
Stranger: PEACE

[Sniper4hire]

You: STAR
Stranger: ?
You: Stay Frosty
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

+1 kill :D

[Niblic]

You: STAR
Stranger: hey
Stranger: BUCKSS
You: STAR
Stranger: REMEMBER?
You: STAR
Stranger: BUCKSSSSSSSSS
You: STAR
Stranger: TWINCLE
You: STAR
Stranger: TWINCLE LITTLE
You: STAR
You: Stay Frosty
Stranger: HOW I WONDER WUT UR
You: Stay Frosty
Stranger: K
Stranger: FINE
You: Stay Frosty
You: disconnect, cigarette so i can get one kill
Stranger: forget u thatz not funny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

1+ kill, 1 kill.

You: STAR
Stranger: hey this a girl?
You: Stay Frosty
1+ kill, 2 kills.

You: STAR
Stranger: hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
1+ kill, 3 kills.

You: STAR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
1+ kill, 4 kills.

Stranger: hi
You: STAR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
5 kills.

You: STAR
Stranger: Hey asl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
6 kills.


Bonus:
You: STAR
Stranger: MOON
You: Open Fire!
You: PEWPEWPEW
Stranger: ahhhh ducks!
You: PEWPEWPEW
You: ur ded
You: i put bullets in sheild
You: all ur base are belong to us
Stranger: only my body
You: all
You: ur
You: base
You: are
You: belong
You: TO US
Stranger: come get me!!!
You: yayayaya
You: <gay scene with harry potter in background and creepbear chasing them too>
Stranger: where?? i wanna see
You: ur ded
Stranger: oh yeah. damn
You: yep
You: ded
You: ded
You: ded
You: u are triple ded
You: lololololol
Stranger: well be gentle with my body XD
You: can i do you like one of my earth girls?
Stranger: hows that?
You: no, oh yeah like that
You: there we go
Stranger: ok
Stranger: fun times
You: indeed
Stranger: what now? i want harry potter now
You: http://whatport80.com/Harry_Potter
You: whatever, enough kills for today
You have disconnected.

[Skip]

Must...
not...
go with...
meme...

[Skip]

You: STAR
Stranger: hey, u gay?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: STAR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: STAR
Stranger: Moon
You: OPEN FIRE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: STAR
Stranger: You a chick
You: OPEN FIRE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: STAR
Stranger: hey asl
Stranger: texas
You: Where's your unit?
Stranger: idk
You: OPEN FIRE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: STAR
Stranger: m/f?
Stranger: the forget does that mean??
Stranger: SUN
Stranger: MOON
Stranger: DIRT
You: OPEN FIRE!
Stranger: SUCK A PUD
You: *pew pew*
You: >:(
Stranger: dont get mad
Stranger: you little schoolgirlf bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Well, that was fun.
Six kills and a casualty (my browser died when that happened).
Or is that five kills and two casualties?

[LEGIONA1]

Stranger: hey
You: star
You: star frosty
Stranger: r u from Andromeda Galaxy?
You: OPEN FIRE!
Stranger: Ace we must get to the space office right now
Stranger: time is of the essence
You: yes sir
You: sir, inopps came in with latest intellegence report
Stranger: let me hear it
You: all ships are deployed and ready for command
Stranger: good, prepare to engage
You: which target?
Stranger: The rival agency from the other galaxy of course
You: good target sir, swichting to DEFCOM 1
Stranger: do you know what i love about battlefield, Ace?
You: what sir?
You: wait, Cruiser magellean hit, we must retailiate.
Stranger: no do not retailiate
You: what to do sir?
Stranger: what do you suggest, Ace?
You: all ships are ready to attack we should punch thorugh their defence line
You: then deploy carrier fighters to harrase cruisers
Stranger: then do so, immediately
You: yes sir
You: sir! destroyer omega is hit, sustained damage, i'll send two cruisers to defend while crew evacuates
Stranger: no leave destroyer omega and continue attacking
You: Yes sir! latest report from mothership, WMDs are ready to use
Stranger: do not use the WMDs right now
Stranger: wait until the enemy sends their main force
You: yes sir! our ships almost punched through
You: wait, radar detects a extremely large force bigger than our fleet, ETA for renforcments, 19 minutes
Stranger: Ace, i think its time to use our WMD
You: yes sir, mothership is launching nukes, I recommend to set our fleet to a defence position, WMD ETA 2 minutes
Stranger: good, get our fleets into a defence position asap and let our WMD do all the work
You: yes sir
You: WAIT, one of the enemy ships is equipted with a anti WMD, one of our ships has a clear shot, engage?
Stranger: how is this possible? how can our WMD fail? fire at the enemy ship without any hesitation
You: yes sir!
You: Enemy ship destroyed, WMD IN COMBAT ZONE ALL SHIPS EVADE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ONE KILL FOR PARTNER NOT FINDING OUT ABOUT MW2!!!!!!! >:)



EPIC FAIL/WIN!

You: star
You: star frosty
Stranger: yo
Stranger: sup?
Stranger: shut the hell up
You: OPEN FIRE!
Stranger: I'm from detroit
Stranger: mozdafacko
Stranger: don't forget with me
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE POINT!
Stranger: wut?
Stranger: forgetin handicapped
You: EVER HERD OF C.O.D, M.W.2
Stranger: geek
You: CALL OF DUTY, MODERN WARFARE 2?!?!?!?!?!? HMMMMMMMM!?
Stranger: forgetin geek
You: EPIC FAIL!
You have disconnected.

[Amade]

also also, me being an ass:

Bravo, I tried doing that but sucked at it (although I did manage to make the other person ragequit both times I tried)

[Mikiyikiy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My name's ellis
Stranger: cigarette
You: When the apocolpse came I suped up a pickup to be zombie proff
You: Only it was 99 percent zombie proof
You: that 1 percent tore it to HELL
Stranger: im 100% zombie proof
Stranger: you know why?
You: You're from blockland fourms?
Stranger: no
You: Ya'll know what suck the head means? Because I came down here with Keith once, and he didn't know
You: It's nothing dirty, it's about eatin'
Stranger: my head is smelly
You: STAR
You: Stay frosty.]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I made quite a few spelling/grammar mistakes. :D