What I discovered about "twilight"

[Bind]

I was Thinking. I have been told that in the twilight books it says
"and his heart doesn't beat blood through his body"
Or somethin like that.
How does he get a boner... too have love with bella?

[Ad Bot]

[Mr. Bill]

Viagra. Durrr.

[Bind]

Viagra. Durrr.

No blood flow at all....

[Nightmare-Duckie]

he dosen't qualify as a vampire... just some really old virgin that has a blood special interest

[tails]

BECAUSE HE'S loving MAGICALLLL *_*

[Bind]

BECAUSE HE'S loving MAGICALLLL *_*

That's what she said.

[Ladios]

Well if you even read the books, they constantly mentions that vampires are so "hard"

[pixl]

Want to hear a joke.





Twilight

[Ladios]

I lol'd so loving hard.
Not even kidding.
Probably from the unexpectedness of it. xD

[Deriboy]

I lol'd so loving hard.
Not even kidding.
Probably from the unexpectedness of it. xD

You should probably expect the unpredictibleness of pixl. XD

[Muzzles56]

Want to hear a joke.


Twilight

Ahahahaha
I love you

[VerticalHorizon]

He forgets her with his sun sparkles.

[Gamefandan]

Want to hear a joke.





Twilight

Win.

[matthewbim11]

He forgets her with his sun sparkles.

This + pixles joke. Ow I hurt my self laughing

[Chriz]

Holy stuff, Twilight is so easy to make jokes about.