Vehicle Man!
He shoots VEHICLES!
VEHICLES!!!!
And and, he's like, vehicular and stuff. Like, a truck cab for a head! And and, cars for his ARMS!!!
He has SCHOOL BUSES for his SPIIIINEEEE.
Primary fire PUNCHES people with your FIAT PUNTO HANNNNNNDS.
Secondary fire shoots VEEEEHHIIICCLLEESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He walks like, "Thud... thud... thud..." with screechy metal sounds because he's MEEEEETTTAAALLL.