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[Vulgus]

Once there was a guy named bob. He went to an ice cream store then gamestop after recieving 10,000 dollars.

_{He was assassinated The end}

[Ad Bot]

[the dark one]

he said hi THE END

[Jacob 123456789]

There once was a guy named ugly and he was walking home with a broken lawn chair for his broken lawn chair collection collection when a fat guy came out of no where and hit him, as he lay unconscious under the fat guy, bystanders rushed to him to see if his pants were on, it appeared that his brain and dog were broken. The ambulance got there just after he died and they rushed him to the graveyard , he recovered soon after that because he was a vampire , two months later he finally left the grave and went home to his dog and kids to drink their blood. THE END

This story, into....



We fell into a coma, his own house - a hideous lawn chair, a chair leg is 0.30, fat people are known to destroy the fat man fall collection fall head herbal fashionable people was appealing. He put time

[Chrono]

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Then he raped the school girl.

[King of losers]

Then the coffee mug raped the school girl

[hotshot87]

there was once a man named bob. He hated having to give away his house for one love. so he bought a ticket to a Hanah Montana concert, and riped her boobs off. now he can get a daily love, without all the feet in face stuff.

exept... he acsedently swalowed it.

          THE END

[PowerDag]

Once upon a time THE END

[Flamecannon]

THE END got raped by Bob. Maybe THE END should not have participated in the "Looks like a prostitute" event this year.

[Skateaton]

Once, there was an ugly barnacle, and he was so ugly, that everyone died. The end.

[PowerDag]

(On the news, after a different report) In other news, Randall Catts is in for questioning today for assault, and later for murder. Reports say his victim was Jeremy Tartori. The last sighting of Jeremy alive before this incident was him entering Randall's home. Randall, as Jeremy later described, "called someone on his cellphone", Jeremy being unaware who he was calling. Two weeks later, he died in the hospital of severe bruising and broken bones. One official says he saw a large, burly person enter Randall's home, early Saturday morning. Jeremy is solely missed by the Tartori family.

[the dark one]

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Then he raped the school girl.

Wrong topic lol go to wat happens to the school girl

[Tom Gunn]

The End

[Sebster 105]

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[hotshot87]

There once was a guy named bob and he was walking home with a coffee mug for his coffee mug collection when a car came out of no where and hit him, as he lay unconscious in the street, bystanders rushed to him to see if he was ok, it appeared that his ribs were broken. The ambulance got there just in time and they rushed him to the hospital, he recovered soon after that, two months later he finally left the hospital and jumped off a building to get his coffee. he died. THE END.

[Space Ninja]

ذات مرة كان هناك رجل اسمه بوب وكان يسير الى منزله مع كوب القهوة لجمع له كوب القهوة عندما انفجرت سيارة خرجت من حيث لا وضربه ، بينما كان يرقد فاقد الوعي في الشارع ، والمارة هرعت اليه لمعرفة ما اذا كان حسنا ، يبدو أن أضلاعه قد كسرت. سيارة الإسعاف وصلت هناك في الوقت المناسب تماما وسارعوا بنقله إلى المستشفى ، وقال انه تعافى بعد ذلك بقليل ، بعد ذلك بشهرين واخيرا قال انه غادر المستشفى وتوجه الى منزله لزوجته وأطفاله. ختام