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[King of losers]

Screw up this story:

There once was a guy named bob and he was walking home with a coffee mug for his coffee mug collection when a car came out of no where and hit him, as he lay unconscious in the street, bystanders rushed to him to see if he was ok, it appeared that his ribs were broken. The ambulance got there just in time and they rushed him to the hospital, he recovered soon after that, two months later he finally left the hospital and went home to his wife and kids. THE END

PS:Don't be a forgettard and post THE END because your just making yourself look stupid

NEW: There once was a women named Bobette and she was walking home with a coffee mug for her coffee mug collection when a car came out of no where and hit her, as he lay unconscious in the street, bystanders raped her to see if she was ok, it appeared that she was a virgin. The ambulance got there just in time and they raped her in the hospital, she gave birth soon after that, nine months later she finally left the hospital and went home to her husband to show him her kid. THE END

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[chesse20]

there was once this guy named bob and everyone died because he was so ugly the end

[Jetlok]

There once was a guy named THE END

[chesse20]

There once was a guy named ugly and he was walking home with a broken lawn chair for his broken lawn chair collection collection when a fat guy came out of no where and hit him, as he lay unconscious under the fat guy, bystanders rushed to him to see if his pants were on, it appeared that his brain and dog were broken. The ambulance got there just after he died and they rushed him to the graveyard , he recovered soon after that because he was a vampire , two months later he finally left the grave and went home to his dog and kids to drink their blood. THE END

[RedSaturn]

The end.

[Kalphiter]

end.

[chesse20]

end.

yes

[Mattador69]

There was once a guy named bob who mouthed off at Chuck Norris and was blown out of existence.  The end.

[Regulith]

There once was a monday named monday and he was walking home with a bike for his bike collection when a car came out of no where and hit him, as he lay unconscious in the street, bystanders pretended not to notice, it appeared that his ribs were broken. The ambulance got there just in time and they rushed the bike to the hospital, monday died. THE END

lol i so funy. :B

[Miga]

My car, his rib injury from the audience, his face just a few minutes [show] Hittobobu Magukorekushon Sutoritokohihausu only thanks to coffee and walk. To remove it? Elected. Was recognized. He is the last two months by ambulance to the hospital, the hospital, his wife and children, restore the house. End

I used TranslationParty. It can't get much more screwed up than that.

[Dr.Pain]

Bob respawns

[King of losers]

they rushed the bike to the hospital

Please tell me the bike is ok :o

[Regulith]

Please tell me the bike is ok :o

It lived on to marry a pink mountain bike and have 2 adorable unicycles

[Chrono]

The guy who as actually a girl, decided to pee on ROCK MAN.

[Narkro555]

After the car got hit by bob, it was rushed to the junk yard and flattened.