Screw Up This Story!

[Joekirk]

WARNING: DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR BRAIN TO POP.

Thar was a man named Trollfaec was carrying a broken bus for his broken bus collection when an ant hit him. As he was lying unconsious the cars pretended to notice when ambulance came just in time, they took Trollfaec and rushed the sandvich to the police ant, then Trollfaec's leg leveled up and he died. TEH EDN.

MY BRAIN IT BUUURNS.

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[Cybertails1998]

MY BRAIN IT BUUURNS.

See, I've warned you.

[LaCuckooRacha]

There once was a cactus named Stevette and he was crawling to work with a urinal for his coffee stain collection when an idea came out of no where and hit him, as he lay pondering in the street, rabbits raped her to see if he was a briefcase, it appeared that he was a pineapple. The police got there just in time and they threw him in the trash, he gave birth soon after that.  Nine seconds later, she finally left the world and went to work to his husband to show him his idea. THE END.

[Jacob 123456789]

I please her virginity. Year-old woman in her car, Itasa whether she has really please to please the crowd came to see Bobette Magupusshu. Her award-winning coffee, please walk to his collection of fine coffee house rape. Ambulances, 09 hospitals in the hospital right now, my children, she was born to rape her last maintenance. END

[Cybertails1998]

I please her virginity. Year-old woman in her car, Itasa whether she has really please to please the crowd came to see Bobette Magupusshu. Her award-winning coffee, please walk to his collection of fine coffee house rape. Ambulances, 09 hospitals in the hospital right now, my children, she was born to rape her last maintenance. END

wat

[Joeboy]

Once upon a time not long ago, where poeple wore pajamas and lived life slow. Where law was stern and justice stood, and people were behaving like they're all too good. Lived a little boy who was mislead, by another little and this is what he said: "You and me boy we gone make us some cash, robbin old folks and makin a dash." He went and stole, money came with ease. But he just couldn't stop it was like he had a disease. He robbed another, and another, and a sister, and a brother. One of the robees was a D.T. undercover. He grabbed and said: "hold still son, no need for static" Punched him in his belly and gave him a slap, but little did he know the little boy was strapped, Kid pulled out a gun and said: "Why'd you hit me? The barrel aimed straight for the cops kidney. The cop got scared, the kid starts to figure,:"how many years if I pull this trigger" So he cold dashed and ran around the block, the cop radios it to another lady cop. There by a tree, he saw his sister. shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her. Knocked an old man and swore he killed him. Then he made his way up to an abandoned building, Ran up the stairs up to the top floor, open the door there guess who he saw? Dave the dope fiend shootin dope, who dont know the meanin of water nor soap. He said: "I need bullets, hurry up, RUN!" The dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun. He ran outside, but there were cops all over. Then he dipped into a car, a stolen nova. Raced up the block doin 83, crashed into a tree near a university. Escaped alive, though the car was battered, rat-a-tat-tatter and all the cops scattered. ran out of bullets and still had static, then he grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic. Pointed at her head he said the gun was full of lead. He said: Back off cops or honey here is dead!" Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong, so he let the lady go and starts to run on. Siren sounded, but he seemed astounded. before long the little boy got surrounded. He dropped the gun, so went the glory, and this is the way i have to end this story. He was only seventeen in a madmans dream. The cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream. You get 25 music props if you can guess where that is from

I love that song :D <3

[TheChaosCarrier]

Everyone died.
Story over. :D

[snugglebear212]

Everyone died.
Story over. :D

and they vome bacl as ghosts

boo motherforgeter

[Cybertails1998]

Once upon a-- TEH EDN

[snugglebear212]

Once upon a-- TEH EDN

why does everybody do crap liek that

[hotshot87]

there once was a car named car. one day a Bob came and ran it over. They noticed that CAR's snake was brocken. The ambulence came, and Bob was sent to the junkyard to be flatend. THE END

[Tremrist]

There once was a guy named bob and he was walking home with a mug coffee for his broken rib collection when a dolphin came out of no where and died, as water lay unconscious in the street, bystanders floated to him to see if he was dead, it appeared that his eye was broken. The computer got there late and they walked him to the dog pound, he died soon before bob saw that dolphin die, two months later he finally left the house and went to the hospital to his broken rib collection and water. THE END

[TheChaosCarrier]

Once upon a time...
The Nuclear Holocaust started and the human race became 100% extinct.
Then the sun went boom and the Sol system was no more.
Then suddenly, all the planets in the universe that are able to support life all imploded without any real raisin reason at all.

Then the Universe went kaboom. This is all because Louis couldn't find any pills so he raged.
The End.

[ipodmemorizer55]

there once was a car named car. one day a Bob came and ran it over. They noticed that CAR's ribs was brocken. The ambulence came, and Bob was sent to the junkyard to be flatend. THE END

Cars have ribs? Waht.

[hotshot87]

there once was a car named car. one day a Bob came and ran it over. They noticed that CAR's snake was brocken. The ambulence came, and Bob was sent to the junkyard to be flatend. THE END

fixed my own thing.