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ALL RIGHT KIDDOS IF YOU WANT A STORY HERE IS ONE FOR YOU ONCE UPON A TIME THERE LIVED A TOAD THAT SAID THE END MOTHERF**KER STFU AND GO TO F**KING BED
« Last Edit: April 12, 2010, 08:54:48 PM by Ghosty069 »


There once was a guy/girl/thing/wut named bob and he was walking home with a coffee mug for his coffee mug collection, suddenly she was raped by the coffee mug! Then a car flew out of no where and raped him hard, as it lay unconscious in the street, bystanders rushed to him to rape him, it appeared that his ribs were daed. The ambulamps got there just in time to share the rape and they rushed him to the hoe-spit-all, she was raped soon after that, two millenea later he finally left the hoppy-tal and went home to it's wife and kids, which he raped as revenge.

TEH EDN

NEW: There once was a women named Bobette and she was walking home with a coffee mug for her coffee mug collection when a car came out of no where and hit her, as he lay unconscious in the street, bystanders raped her to see if she was ok, it appeared that she was a virgin. The ambulance got there just in time and they raped her in the hospital, she gave birth soon after that, nine months later she finally left the hospital and went home to her husband to show him her kid. THE END

Original: There once was a guy named bob and he was walking home with a coffee mug for his coffee mug collection when a car came out of no where and hit him, as he lay unconscious in the street, bystanders rushed to him to see if he was ok, it appeared that his ribs were broken. The ambulance got there just in time and they rushed him to the hospital, he recovered soon after that, two months later he finally left the hospital and went home to his wife and kids. THE END

There once was a guy named THE END

so what did the person called The End do?did he end things fast or its just one of your crazy made up person who is named funny

and then the end got raped by a dolphin


Yey mine is in the main post.

Once upon a time not long ago, where poeple wore pajamas and lived life slow. Where law was stern and justice stood, and people were behaving like they're all too good. Lived a little boy who was mislead, by another little and this is what he said: "You and me boy we gone make us some cash, robbin old folks and makin a dash." He went and stole, money came with ease. But he just couldn't stop it was like he had a disease. He robbed another, and another, and a sister, and a brother. One of the robees was a D.T. undercover. He grabbed and said: "hold still son, no need for static" Punched him in his belly and gave him a slap, but little did he know the little boy was strapped, Kid pulled out a gun and said: "Why'd you hit me? The barrel aimed straight for the cops kidney. The cop got scared, the kid starts to figure,:"how many years if I pull this trigger" So he cold dashed and ran around the block, the cop radios it to another lady cop. There by a tree, he saw his sister. shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her. Knocked an old man and swore he killed him. Then he made his way up to an abandoned building, Ran up the stairs up to the top floor, open the door there guess who he saw? Dave the dope fiend shootin dope, who dont know the meanin of water nor soap. He said: "I need bullets, hurry up, RUN!" The dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun. He ran outside, but there were cops all over. Then he dipped into a car, a stolen nova. Raced up the block doin 83, crashed into a tree near a university. Escaped alive, though the car was battered, rat-a-tat-tatter and all the cops scattered. ran out of bullets and still had static, then he grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic. Pointed at her head he said the gun was full of lead. He said: Back off cops or honey here is dead!" Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong, so he let the lady go and starts to run on. Siren sounded, but he seemed astounded. before long the little boy got surrounded. He dropped the gun, so went the glory, and this is the way i have to end this story. He was only seventeen in a madmans dream. The cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream. You get 25 music props if you can guess where that is from

There once was a forget named forget and forget was loving home with a loving coffee forget for forget's loving coffee forget collection when a loving forgeted up car came the forget out of loving no where and loving forgeted forget, as forget forgeted in the loving street, loving bystanders forgeted forget to forget so forget was forgeted, it loving appeared that forget was a forgeted up forget. The loving ambulance got there just in loving time and they forgeted forget in the loving hospital, forget gave forgets soon after that, nine loving months later forget finally forgeted the loving hospital and went loving home to forget's loving forget to forget him.

There ounce was a man from japan, but he was hit by a shovel, then got blown up by bob the builder with a M4A1 and a explosive car. THE END.   :cookie: Then this cookie destroys a fat man eating someone.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2010, 12:53:04 AM by Alex Man! »

There once was a man named Bobette and he was walking home with a coffee mug for his coffee mug collection when a plane came out of Modern Warfare 2 and hit him, as he lay unconscious in the street, everyone raped him to see if he was dead, it appeared that he was a dinosaur. The ambulance got there just in time and they raped him in the hospital, he crapped soon after that, nine months later he finally left the hospital and went home to his husband to show him his crap. THE END

/Win

WARNING: DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR BRAIN TO POP.

Thar was a man named Trollfaec was carrying a broken bus for his broken bus collection when an ant hit him. As he was lying unconsious the cars pretended to notice when ambulance came just in time, they took Trollfaec and rushed the sandvich to the police ant, then Trollfaec's leg leveled up and he died. TEH EDN.
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