Author Topic: jahovas witness?  (Read 1934 times)


my girlfriend is a jehovas witness.

she's not allowed to date, but she said forget it and did it anyway. totally proud of her. :cookieMonster:

Wait wait wait.

Did you only date or was there something more?


Wait wait wait.

Did you only date or was there something more?
we're still dating, and only that you chach

so how get married
to other jehovas'

Jehovah's Witnesses are loving handicapped. They're as bad as Mormons.

They don't belelive in Halloween, dirty bastards


:3 Hi

You'll never guess what.

the Mormons are a cult.

Well that explains his companies bizarre need to make everything obnoxiously bright and friendly...And well dressed.Freakin' Mormons and their freakin' dress shirts, ties, and secret underwear, and always ringing my doorbell at dinner time when I'm trying to eat my... DELICIOUS CRAB MEAT


No, the Mormons are a cult.
there's a mormon church in my town, and everytime my friends and i pass it, we always come up with something to say about it.

the giant antenna outside? to "hear the words of god".

once, around christmas, i was walking home from school with a couple of friends, and a big dirty truck with a horse trailer drove by, and into the parking lot. we came up to the conclusion that mormons sacrifice horses "in the name of god."

You guys know nothing about Mormonism.

Except what you read about on Wikipedia.


Edit: If you're going to bash a religion at least know something about it
« Last Edit: January 31, 2010, 02:52:41 PM by Frontrox »

You guys know nothing about Mormonism.

Except what you read about on Wikipedia.
u mad mormon?

Plus, I have mormon friends. They always get mad when I just say "mormon" like it's some big insult to them. makes me sad

Well that explains his companies bizarre need to make everything obnoxiously bright and friendly...And well dressed.Freakin' Mormons and their freakin' dress shirts, ties, and secret underwear, and always ringing my doorbell at dinner time when I'm trying to eat my... DELICIOUS CRAB MEAT


u mad mormon?
No i just hate when people think they know everything about any religion.