Help me eat?

[MasterCookie]

Well I'm locked in the house with the alarm turned on, and I don't know the combination, my mom forgot her phone, and my dad went out of town.
And there's almost nothing to eat.
Any one wanna give me a fast meal I can make?

[Ad Bot]

[JD]

1. get bread
2. ???
3. profit!

[qevil]

start by telling us what you have.

[General Nick]

Paper.

[MasterCookie]

start by telling us what you have.

Not too much, cheese, milk, a lot of cereal, some ham (No sandvich, I hate sanvich!)

Eggs, just some basic stuff.

[Drak]

Cereal.

Better yet, combine all the above mentioned items into one big bowl and chug it down.

[Swholli]

Well, in times like these in Vietnam, we'd usually eat rats.

Find a rat.

[Visage]

Eat your leg.

[Madmitten]

boiled eggs
ham and cheese roll.
and milk

[Jetlok]

Eat your flesh.

[SupremeCommander]

Not too much, cheese, milk, a lot of cereal, some ham (No sandvich, I hate sanvich!)

Eggs, just some basic stuff.

Make scrambled eggs, add the cheese in strips on top when serving.
Fry the bread on a grill to get that alfresco feel, and the get away from the sandwich style.

[MasterCookie]

Make scrambled eggs, add the cheese in strips on top when serving.
Fry the bread on a grill to get that alfresco feel, and the get away from the sandwich style.

I will make this if no other people suggest better stuff.
THEN I SHALL TAKE A PICTURE.

[Drak]

Make a food monster and take pics first!

[XRobo]

Chop the ham into long, thin strips. Fry 'em LIKE THERE'S NO loving TOMORROW. Get the egg whites separated from the nasty yellow stuff. put the whites in a blender, MIX THE forget OUT OF THEM, and what do you get? snake A nice dessert. Add a strawberry, put sugar and enjoy. Put the yellow in the pan with the ham strips, make sure you break it and spread it on the ham.  Get a plate/
???
Profit.

[MasterCookie]

Ew forget no, I'ma go with what supreme comander said, I will post pics when I'm done, brb.