Chop the ham into long, thin strips. Fry 'em LIKE THERE'S NO loving TOMORROW. Get the egg whites separated from the nasty yellow stuff. put the whites in a blender, MIX THE forget OUT OF THEM, and what do you get? snake A nice dessert. Add a strawberry, put sugar and enjoy. Put the yellow in the pan with the ham strips, make sure you break it and spread it on the ham. Get a plate/
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Profit.