Author Topic: I bought this new guitar... (Read 5418 times)

Bones4 · February 03, 2010, 01:34:56 AM

So... I was looking to buy a guitar the other day. The guy I was talking to looked shady, but it was at Railroad Bazaar. I ended up getting some Ibanez. He told me it had Floyd Rose bridge and Seymour Duncan pickups, so I bought it without question. So, as I was walking out to my car, I got to looking at it and realized neither of those things were true. I started to walk back in and say something, but then I saw a dinosaur running out the back door with my money.

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pixl · February 03, 2010, 01:35:57 AM

BORRIS THE SPIDER

JD · February 03, 2010, 01:38:10 AM

Aw. :c poor Bones.

pixl · February 03, 2010, 01:38:41 AM

I saw a bird mug my uncle

MtnDew · February 03, 2010, 01:39:13 AM

Them dinosaur rip off artists.
I tell ya, they are all over Mexico and Little Tokyo in LA.

Bones4 · February 03, 2010, 01:40:53 AM

They lie to get what they want.

JD · February 03, 2010, 01:42:37 AM

Copypasted from a MSN conversation, because my typing is loud and it's 2 AM:
Mr. Brodwag says:
*:C I feel bad for the guy
*That sucks
*My dad got scammed into buying me a laptop a long time ago
*and it was a piece of stuff
*It was like, one of the original ones
*that didn't have built-in wireless and stuff
*so uh
*he spent $300 on a $100 computer, simply put
Mr. Brodwag says:
*a $100 computer that didn't work anyways
*And he was REALLY really sad
*and it was for Christmas

Godik7 · February 03, 2010, 01:42:48 AM

O: How much did you pay for it? @ bones not you JD.

Bones4 · February 03, 2010, 01:43:59 AM

$5,000

Godik7 · February 03, 2010, 01:46:16 AM

Quote from: Bones4 on February 03, 2010, 01:43:59 AM

$5,000

Holy stuff man! I would of ran after that guy and beat the stuff out of him. But I'm an idiot don't listen to me, he probably would of had a knife or a gun.

Bones4 · February 03, 2010, 01:46:37 AM

Yeah, he had huge teeth.

MtnDew · February 03, 2010, 01:47:43 AM

Quote from: Bones4 on February 03, 2010, 01:46:37 AM

Yeah, he had huge teeth.

I think you need them dinosaur lawyers.

Illidan · February 03, 2010, 01:48:19 AM

Oh stuff, I'm sorry to hear that Bones. D:

Did he even let you inspect the guitar before you purchased it?

pixl · February 03, 2010, 01:48:53 AM

One of those loving big ones that live in lakes

Bones4 · February 03, 2010, 01:49:21 AM

Well, he's pretty tall and I couldn't reach it while he was holding it.