Describe Jesus's Computer

[The Russian]

Originally started by Stratofortress but appears too old.

Dont say "HE HAS INFINITIVE RAM", put it in diffrent terms like "When you open the cover, you see a hallway of Ram cards."
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1.It's firewall, IS A REAL FIRE WALL.
2.He doesnt use aimbot, HE IS AIMBOT.

[Ad Bot]

[Dr.Pain]

3. He doesn't prefer one operating system, so he runs all.

[Wizard]

4) It doesn't exist, because Jesus doesn't.  

4.5) His computer has a program that auto-adds everyone he sees to his steam friends list, because he just loves everyone.

[Chrono]

His recycling bin is a gateway to hell.

4) It doesn't exist, because Jesus doesn't.

lolololstuffposting

[Dr.Pain]

5. His computer gets a BSOD on top of a BSOD.

[dkamm65]

4) It doesn't exist, because Jesus doesn't. 

[The Russian]

5. His computer gets a BSOD on top of a BSOD.

No fu

5. His computer never BSODs

[dkamm65]

5. His computer never BSODs

It can't BSoD if it doesn't exist.

[Wizard]

5) His computer doesn't BSOD and it BSODS. At the same time.

[Wynd_Fox]

6) It gets viruses, but he heals them.

[Bisjac]

since the concept of jesus requires all faith and no understanding of the world or how it works.

jesus clearly uses a mac.

[The Russian]

Don't stuff post please

[Irishbandit]

7)Nou, He uses Windows 7

[Dr.Pain]

3. He doesn't prefer one operating system, so he runs all.

[Chrono]

Don't stuff post please

No no, Bisjac's was a good post.