Describe Jesus's Computer

[Sarge]

He doesn't save a screen saver. He has a screen savior.

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[The Russian]

No no, Bisjac's was a good post.

I do agree.

Original Topic with 90% less stuff posting.
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=46002.0

[n0cturni]

It can do this.

[ChexGuy331]

4) It doesn't exist, because Jesus doesn't. 

I'd like to point out that Jesus Christ was a real person, albeit an insane one that was put to death for being insane.

[Chrono]

When he plays first person shooters, his bullets are so powerful he accidentally kills the real player.

I'd like to point out that Jesus Christ was a real person, albeit an insane one that was put to death for being insane.

Correct.

[Wizard]

I'd like to point out that Jesus Christ was a real person, albeit an insane one that was put to death for being insane.

He doesn't exist anymore.

[ChexGuy331]

Zing!

[Chrono]

He doesn't exist anymore.

I'm sure he still has bones.

[ChexGuy331]

I'm sure some early humanoids dug them up somehow and turned them into weapons.

[Wizard]

I'm sure some early humanoids dug them up somehow and turned them into weapons.

They'd have to have some pretty advanced tech to dig them up forward in time.

[Sarge]

He IMs with God through prayer.

[Chrono]

I'm sure some early humanoids dug them up somehow and turned them into weapons.

Weapons or not, having remains still means he exists.

They'd have to have some pretty advanced tech to dig them up forward in time.

They found his computer.

[ChexGuy331]

They'd have to have some pretty advanced tech to dig them up forward in time.

my thought process is broken because it's the weekend, leave me alone. :(

[dkamm65]

I'd like to point out that Jesus Christ was a real person

No, he wasn't.

[Chrono]

No, he wasn't.

Actually he was a real person. He just wasn't special.

I'm betting that he was epileptic and hallucinated the whole god thing.