Author Topic: Describe Jesus's Computer (Read 5180 times)

Sarge · February 06, 2010, 11:11:12 PM

Religion war has been activated.

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Chrono · February 06, 2010, 11:12:25 PM

Religion war has been activated.

Because having fun isn't important.

People just can't stay on topic if ANYTHING religious is involved.

Niliscro · February 06, 2010, 11:12:42 PM

When you turn it on, you hear a choir of angels.

Sarge · February 06, 2010, 11:13:32 PM

People just can't stay on topic if ANYTHING religious is involved.

I know. :/

Anybody · February 06, 2010, 11:14:05 PM

It runs on water.

Niliscro · February 06, 2010, 11:15:00 PM

It runs on water.

lolpun

The universe is his monitor.

Wynd_Fox · February 06, 2010, 11:15:16 PM

It runs on water.

HOLY water.

Anybody · February 06, 2010, 11:17:33 PM

It's wine cooled.

Nepthan · February 06, 2010, 11:17:50 PM

It runs on water.

icwatudidthar

The Russian · February 06, 2010, 11:18:14 PM

Thank you for getting back on topic.

dkamm65 · February 06, 2010, 11:19:08 PM

Actually he was a real person.

The earliest account of Jesus existing date back to about 70 A.D., 40 years after everything supposedly happened.

Radial543 · February 06, 2010, 11:19:25 PM

2000 gb/s for all his downloading needs! I mean, I'm sure that he needs to keep up on the world's current status on the fly!

Nepthan · February 06, 2010, 11:20:01 PM

2000 gb/s

do want

Wynd_Fox · February 06, 2010, 11:21:10 PM

The earliest account of Jesus existing date back to about 70 A.D., 40 years after everything supposedly happened.

So...? It's obviously inaccurate, but that doesn't mean it's totally false.

???) It uses negative amounts of electricity.

Tom · February 06, 2010, 11:24:48 PM

It can calculate thousands of pi digits every second.