Describe Jesus's Computer

[Inv3rted]

For all of you saying that Jesus definitely existed, be aware that the only thing telling us so is the Bible.

There is no physical evidence for his existence; neither are there any Roman records of execution.


Assuming he did exist, I would say that his computer would be barely capable of doing mundane tasks and definitely could not run any games. He was supposedly a champion of humility and the removal of excess, after all.

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[Moybus]

Inv3rted, just stop please. We know you aren't christian, but take the game for what it's worth instead of starting a flame war please.

[Inv3rted]

Somebody didn't read the second half of my post.

[Wynd_Fox]

It's still ruining the game.

[Moybus]

That somebody wasn't me. You still kept going and said "jesus's computer would suck!". The point of the game is to make omnipotent computer jokes, and maybe throw in a few bible references.

[MtnDew]

For all of you saying that Jesus definitely existed, be aware that the only thing telling us so is the Bible.

There is no physical evidence for his existence; neither are there any Roman records of execution.


Assuming he did exist, I would say that his computer would be barely capable of doing mundane tasks and definitely could not run any games. He was supposedly a champion of humility and the removal of excess, after all.

I come back to this topic in 10 loving minutes.
And it some how turned into a religious dispute for you.

forget.

[Inv3rted]

That somebody wasn't me. You still kept going and said "jesus's computer would suck!". The point of the game is to make omnipotent computer jokes, and maybe throw in a few bible references.

It was a serious reply to the topic.

[Chrono]

It was a serious reply to the topic.

lolstuffposting again.

[Syntho]

Jesus' computer can run games on settings that are 100x better than Maxxed out.

[MtnDew]

It was a serious reply to the topic.

Not really.

You're too concerned about what other people believe.
So you have to post your beliefs.
People will believe what they believe. Same goes for you.

Now, back on topic.

I'd say Jesus would have a golden psp.
(:3)

[Healbadbad]

The Russian never said it HAD to be super, so Inv3rted's 2nd half post is completely on topic

[Splash]

free internet,unlimited free disk space, downloads 1 sec. long (including muisic) FAST internet. yeah,pretty sure its made of gold...

[SupremeCommander]

The Russian never said it HAD to be super, so Inv3rted's 2nd half post is completely on topic

But in the interests of not being the forgetwit of a Century, its generally nice to play along, and not fail at trying to rain on everyones parade.

[Squideey]

It runs games so smoothly that the screen melts sometimes.

[Corbiere]

I say Jesus would have one of those normal computers like the one in Evan Almighty where he has a program which grants prayers, but only a demo version, because God has the full version