Pick up an object near you.

[Dapizzanator]

My report card.
KILL IT WITH FOREHEAD BAD GRADES.

[Ad Bot]

[Crazy Salt]

Even if i didn't know what the rest of the main post said, I would've picked up the knife.

I almost picked up a gum wrapper.

[Riot]

 Hah I got lucky, I picket up a sword.

 

[pocketrocket300]

Calculator.
what now.

[Riot]

Calculator.
what now.

 Use Math to kill off the national socialist zombies!

[bithead9]

Use Math to kill off the national socialist zombies!

3+3 is 6!
"Oh no! The math is overwelming!"

[gossip5]

A flashlight :3

Alan Wake style bitch

[kanew2000]

I picked up a empty paintball gun. NOW TO RUN TO THE GARAGE IN SEARCH OF PAINTBALLS.

[killer5000]

A 500 paged book... Maybe?

[SupremeCommander]

A 500 paged book... Maybe?

I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH EDUCATION.

[Riot]

A 500 paged book... Maybe?

I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH EDUCATION.

 Or just chuck it out of a five story building at a zombie, I'm sure that would damage the brain.

[killer5000]

I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH EDUCATION.

its a manual st00pid

[Ector]

I picked up a teddy bear.
Best. Weapon. Ever.

[Skip]

I picked up a pillow.
FUUUUUUU---

[Tom Gunn]

Ha. I picked up my 50. revolver i use at the shooting range.