Pick up an object near you.

[JamestheLeet]

CD protector.
stuff. I'm dead.

[Ad Bot]

[Mr.Noßody]

A...Mustache? Freaking awesome.

[Sebster 105]

Fan. forget yes.

[nienhaus1]

Fallout 3 Case with Winner Game Of The Year sticker. To the right middle.

[betababy]

A roll of invisible magic scotch tape.

I will cover myself in it and be invisible.

[Corbiere]

Early Learning Centre Calculator (For little kids, but it's the only calc. I have that works).

As for zombies...hmm
I could calculate a straight line tradjectory at their heads, provided I wasn't behind a block and had to make it curve (No PI Button). With the calculation, I would then throw the calculator (it's pretty big and heavy - About the size of a small book), and take out 1 zombie, run away, and hide.

[TeslaCoil]

Two pistachio shells and breadbag tie and some lint.

HAh HA you see i magic.

[Man 2]

A large cardboard tube... I mean, LARGE. They're used for wrapping linens around at Morgan Laundry services, who clean hospital scrubs, cloth napkins from restaurants, etc.

It's about five feet long, the wall is a half-inch thick, and very dense. Very heavy, and makes one hell of a cudgel. I'm thinking I could crack open some undead skulls with it.

[Angear]

I just cleaned up my desk! There is nothing near me D:

[Pizza Freak]

POKEMON HG.
OH YEAH
GO PIKACHU
YEEEEAAAAHH

[Tlc2010]

a toy story 3 disk holder.

stuff. There's always giving them
toy story!...That was a stupid thing to say.

[thomas64]

A toy spaceship with an eye in it's mouth...
I.
Am.
Dead.

[Captain Crazy]

Oh hey, a claw hammer. I don't even know why it's up here!

[Tlc2010]

Oh hey, a claw hammer. Thanks, Tlc. :)

Get the forget out, that's my hammer.
I wonder why i left it in your house?

[mariofan09]

Fan.

"By gluing these razor blade to this common household fan I can shave hours out of my zombie killing routine"