Woman, The best firewalls ever!

[Bind]

Octomom's firewall is extreme failure.

She had the egg altered to do that.

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[SupremeCommander]

She had the egg altered to do that.

Or had a direct passage cut to allow for direct access to the womb?

[Rughugger]

She had the egg altered to do that.

Okay, then Overclocking fail?

[John1701]

Dude, you're so loving awesome

[Xx7xX]

One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

OLOLOLOLOLOL

[dkamm65]

OLOLOLOLOLOL

You bumped it for that?
You have 19 posts and I already despise you.

Not funny.

Leave.

You sick creep.

[Chriz]

This thread is even better than the 'english language is a conspiracy' thread.