Letter For valentines day

[Illidan]

YOU SPELLED ILLIDANS NAME

everybody does D;

[Ad Bot]

[General Nick]

everybody does D;

I don't because I've played Warcraft III :D

[Illidan]

I don't because I've played Warcraft III :D

o u

[Ephialtes]

Basically you start off on a real pity march about how unlucky you are and how life always takes a dump on your face - that's really depressing. Then you go on to say she looks hot, and then you follow up by talking about not being stalkerish (which then puts the idea of you being a creepy stalker into her head if it isn't already there). Then you finish with more "you're hot".

It's like a really creepy, depressing booty-call.

(Also "I have found myself increasingly attracted to you." sounds really clinical and calculated like a robot)

(Also also try talking less about yourself, seriously - 75% of that is about you)

[Antallion]

robobind wnats to make robolove to pretty woman
accept y/n

[MrMulch]

I think this poem is crap

[Zaem]

I think this poem is crap

seconded.

[Otis Da HousKat]

I hope you're e-mailing this letter to her. That would make it even more pathetic and creepy.

[Metal Axe On Fire]

The whole letter screams "I'm trying too hard." Using words like "folly" doesn't make you look smart, it makes you look like you're trying to be smart. And don't even get me started on your ridiculous metaphors.

If you're both twelve then she's probably stupid enough to find it romantic. If not, you're screwed.

Don't worry though, you'll limp away from this failure to find the train of life moving faster than before.

[comr4de]

I hope you're e-mailing this letter to her. That would make it even more pathetic and creepy.

Hahaha

The whole letter screams "I'm trying too hard." Using words like "folly" doesn't make you look smart, it makes you look like you're trying to be smart. And don't even get me started on your ridiculous metaphors.

If you're both twelve then she's probably stupid enough to find it romantic. If not, you're screwed.

Don't worry though, you'll limp away from this failure to find the train of life moving faster than before.

OGM U R INTERNET TUF GUY!!1!1!

[Madmitten]

you love a girl you dont even know
just saying this to her and she barely knows you.
thats like jumping on a wild horse expecting him not to buck.

EDIT: in the 3rd-4th paragraph.
you put her in a kind of trapping situation

[oromis]

I would lol so hard if she says tl:dr :D

[Zaem]

The whole letter screams "I'm trying too hard." Using words like "folly" doesn't make you look smart, it makes you look like you're trying to be smart. And don't even get me started on your ridiculous metaphors.

Metaphors written in a style that is virtually prose get you nowhere. Bind, next time do the right thing and write a sonnet, in old-age Elizabethan English (better yet Meredithian). The young wench to whom the card is sent to will be so confused by the Renaissance writing style that she'll be open to any interpretation of the card you can supply her with and will take your meaning to heart, word for word, instead of taking the card for what it actually sounds like it means and finding you all the creepier.

[Bind]

Well score. She thought it was sweet. Like incredibly sweet. She txts me all the time now.
I may have something here.
People are an equation. Right numbers, and you got your answer.
Except not numbers words. I have a way with words, the lady's dig them.
Anyway. I got a Valentine.

[Dusty12]

Well score. She thought it was sweet. Like incredibly sweet. She txts me all the time now.
I may have something here.
People are an equation. Right numbers, and you got your answer.
Except not numbers words. I have a way with words, the lady's dig them.
Anyway. I got a Valentine.

Oho, so we have a Mr. Casanova attitude.