Chuck Norris can.

[Dodger]

Chuck Norris can watch 60 minutes in 20 minutes.

[Ad Bot]

[Exoyo]

Chuck Norris CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL

[Dodger]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[The Russian]

Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he just points to you and says "NOW"

[Dodger]

Before each episode of Walker: Texas Ranger, the producer has to inject Chuck Norris with 14x the lethal limit of elephant tranquilizer so to lower his speed and strength by a little to reduce actor fatality rates.

[milk king]

Chuck Norris can watch 60 minutes in 20 minutes.

amen

[RedSaturn]

I can put a:   Bri-brick-ck
          Brick inside Brick^

[Jellypuddle]

Chuck Norris CAN touch it, Mr. McHammer.

[LegendZ]

Inb4chucknorriscanmeme

[Joltarn]

Inb4chucknorriscanmeme

You're late.

[LegendZ]

Yea, forgot to edit and make it inb4morechucknorriscanmeme

[SupremeCommander]

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

[Pi]

Chuck Norris bought* a Mac, then put Windows 7 on it.

*Kicked** the cashier in the face

**Roundhouse***

***Hard****

****Very

[SupremeCommander]

Ohgod what.

Chuck Norris bought Kicked Roundhouse Hard Very the cashier in the face a Mac, then put Windows 7 on it?

[IKILLU]

Chuck Norris bought* a Mac, then put Windows 7 on it.

*Kicked** the cashier in the face

**Roundhouse***

***Hard****

****Very

What?
And Chuck Norris can eat just 50 Lays Potato Chips.