Author Topic: Lolly stuff.  (Read 3179 times)

Ok, so I was screwing around with my Zippo when I saw some aerosol spray.


And you know what happens next.

Post stories of when you got carried away with fire and the spirit of the Pyro possesed you.

I burned a napkin on a candle and lit my bathroom with it

I burn my chair, table, keyboard, random plastic stuff, my fingers, metal, leather, animals plush figures. I just love to play with fire.

im surroudned by trees and other houses.
i dont have the luxury of setting crap on fire whenever i want to


Once I put Purell on my fingers and lit them on fire, and sprayed aerosol on my pants and lit them too.

So I walked down my neighborhood with flaming fingers and burning pants.

The outcome: People screaming, me laughing.

In November, I was cooking popcorn the old fashioned way (putting it in a pan and covering the top of the pan with tin foil). When it was done cooking, I had to go to the bathroom really bad. So I took the pan off the stove, and ran into the living room. The first place I set it down on was my computer seat. I proceeded to go the bathroom, and when I came out, smoke was coming from the seat. I took peeled off the pan, and saw the bottom of the pan was so hot, it burnt a hole through the "decorative" cloth of the chair and all you could see was the foam. I ran into my room, grabbed a blanket, and set it over the hole. When my mom came home, she was wondering what the blanket was doing on the seat. I told her that it makes it more comfortable.

To this day, my mom has never known about the hole in the computer chair.


Did I mention the slightly burnt foam looks like a pancake?

Did I mention the slightly burnt foam looks like a pancake?
Yum.

Once I tried to make a molotov roostertail and I took a Bud Light bottle, put a rag in it, and lit it. But when I threw it at the ground nothing happened. So when I cleaned up the mess and went back inside, the smoke alarm went off. I freaked out and looked around for a fire, only to see my leg on fire. I was wearing pants though. C:

i just noticed the title gives you alot of attention to the topic lol

I saw it, and was all "oh god damnit, a loli thread?"

"oh god damnit, a loli thread?"
"That's the reaction I was looking for!"

And I'm quite disappointed. I excepted loli as well :(

I saw it, and was all "oh god damnit, a loli thread?"

Is it bad that that was the first thing that came to my mind too?

We dont think the people of these forums above it i guess.