Last night, I had a surreal nightmare.
All was normal, it as a cold Winter night. But after playing too much Fallout 3, I turned off my Xbox 360, paced in a circle, and opened the blinds. What I saw next scared the stuff out of me.
There were literally millions of UAVs floating, maybe 100 feet from the ground. There were so many I could barely see the night sky. I hauled ass downstairs only to find out my parents were gone. I saw a message, and in it was a letter. I don't know what it read, but I imagine it must've been a goodbye from my parents. After putting my shoes on, and equipping myself with a knife, I bravely marched outside. I did so only to recieve an eerie sound and see white for about 5 minutes. Then it hit me, I had been hit by a flashbang. Oh stuff! Next thing I know I am ductaped on this giant mat, being carried over seas by 4 huge helicopters. And adjacent to me, are a few of my friends from school. Next thing I know, I hear a loud ker-chank sound. The chains carrying the mat were released. I thought it was over. The mat was falling so fast, I didn't really have any time to think.
By the time I landed in the water, I wasn't in water! I was in a chair, with a bag over my head. When I heard someone speak in another language, the bag was released from my head. I looked around to see several Pakistanian soldiers with RPGs pointed at my face.
I then awoke in sweat. I don't know about you guys, but I sure as hell don't want to join the army.
