Goodcreature, threatening to ddos and track me down...

[kidplasma]

Also Konokai was very mean to me and banned me from his server because I asked her out.

Jesus Christ, what the hell is this?

[Ad Bot]

[gr8dayseth]

also reporting (on steam I'm guessing) =/= getting banned in game
just because someone banned you on their server doesn't mean that they should be banned in steam or the game or whatever you think would happen

one more thing, don't pester people so much

[GoodCreature]

GVFDSGFDSGFDSG

[NessNet]

GVFDSGFDSGFDSG

Why did you just spam for no reason?

[Meta_KnightX]

Why did you just spam for no reason?

Because it is GoodCreature...

[Redo]

The pathetic excuse for a human being known as Goodcreature is now on Greek2me's server, whining and begging for help and threatening to cut himself. He's skyped me and told me he wants to "go out with a bang" and sent me some idiotic copypasta that he called "longest insult in mankind." He's also saying he PM'd Badspot asking him to delete his forum account and posts. I don't know what the forget to do with this miserable starfish, but he appears to want to cling to me for support even though I outright accused him of being a troll before he threatened to cut himself on camera to "prove" that he was really upset.

Midpost edit: Now he's telling me he's been banned by badspot for "unable to handle internet forum." He says he wants to uninstall blockland because it "makes him sad." Good riddance, you miserable asshat.

"Why is everyone so mean on Blockland man?" -Goodcreature

[gr8dayseth]

The pathetic excuse for a human being known as Goodcreature is now on Greek2me's server, whining and begging for help and threatening to cut himself. He's skyped me and told me he wants to "go out with a bang" and sent me some idiotic copypasta that he called "longest insult in mankind." He's also saying he PM'd Badspot asking him to delete his forum account and posts. I don't know what the forget to do with this miserable starfish, but he appears to want to cling to me for support even though I outright accused him of being a troll before he threatened to cut himself on camera to "prove" that he was really upset.

Midpost edit: Now he's telling me he's been banned by badspot for "unable to handle internet forum." He says he wants to uninstall blockland because it "makes him sad." Good riddance, you miserable asshat.

"Why is everyone so mean on Blockland man?" -Goodcreature

so that's what this pm I was just about to post was about, lmao

Bitch please;
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we
say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions
printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather
kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in
the Islets of Langerhans.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a
weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at
the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are
a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn.
And did I mention that you smell?

You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe
player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world
that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg,
either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist
as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you
at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done
to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting
to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a
nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able
to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude
oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.

You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than
you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short
of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few
chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God
created houseflies, roosterroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks,
slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his
standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are
Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the
slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You
are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred
trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have love with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in
a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup
doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together.
You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.

Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be
read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your
tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001
worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big
W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to
trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order
to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no
normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the
sewers in search of your git.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make
Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0
mind in a version 6.12 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop
around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think
that http://HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/FUN/INSULT/INDEX.HTM is the name of a
rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who
ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry
Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns
all day if the other inmates would let you.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted.
Spammers look down on you. Phone love operators hang up on you.
Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source
of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous
galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother
opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your
way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs
out from under the porch and bites you.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You
gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole
ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead roosterup pratting naff. You roosterered
bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your
spouse be blessed with many bastards.

You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself
in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny
clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a
clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature;
_Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You would be out of focus.

You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You
are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel.
You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You
are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that
you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go
away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make
it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which
became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy's lair.

It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone
that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled
far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid.
Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to
a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium.
Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid.
Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one
minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot
be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid.
This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure
extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws
of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany of
stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while.
I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic
opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other
drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't
really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after
you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this
world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this
was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to
what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like
parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the
emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a
demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful,
cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable,
belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal,
fascistic, bigoted, tribal, loveist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic,
brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame,
self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, fraudulent,
libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid,
illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking,
devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic,
fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased,
suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim,
crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive,
abusive, socially-handicapped, puerile, and Generally Not Good.

Stay the forget off my Steam man. Really its forgeted up and you shouldn't have it in the first place what I posted was a mistake.

[Mr Unicode]

He sent me a variation of the copypasta

[Mr Unicode]

-snip-

is he still on now?

[Redo]

Goodcreature removed me from Skype, but we had some nice chat before that. Here are some highlights:

[22:36:33] GoodCreature: Hey BadSpot can you do me a favor man. Your game is awesome but I want my Forum account to be deleted along with all my posts. One of my posts had my steam name in it and skype name and want it deleted. A lot of people bully me in blockland like Blur and Damage. I just want someone to help me out. People are instantly thinking im a troll and distrusting and hating on me. It's really making me upset. I really need your hlep and can you possibly ban Blur and Damage? If you can't do that could you atleast delete all my posts I have done and messages, comments etc. Also my forum account to be deleted. Thanks so much man I hope you can help me with this issue. It'll make me less depressed.

(His apparent PM to badspot asking him to delete his account)

[22:41:23] GoodCreature: What should I do with Blockland?
[22:41:25] GoodCreature: Keep it?
[22:41:43] GoodCreature: Is everyone a douchebag on blockland
[22:42:05] GoodCreature: Sorry GoodCreature, you are banned from posting or sending personal messages on this forum.
Unable to handle internet forum
[22:42:10] GoodCreature: it just popped up on my screen
[22:42:20] Redo: badspot deleted your account
[22:42:28] GoodCreature: how?
[22:42:50] GoodCreature: welp
[22:42:53] GoodCreature: got any other games?

[22:48:27] GoodCreature: you shouldn't of forgeted with me you fat excuse for a child

[22:54:23] GoodCreature: Hey everybody on blockland forums!
[22:54:28] GoodCreature: forget all of you
[22:54:30] GoodCreature: forget you blur
[22:54:33] GoodCreature: forget you konokai
[22:54:36] GoodCreature: burn in hell
[22:54:42] GoodCreature: i hope to kill and murder you all
[22:54:44] GoodCreature: for real
[22:54:46] GoodCreature: no joke
[22:54:51] GoodCreature: light you up with a uzi

^best one

[22:55:09] GoodCreature: post it on there
[22:55:10] GoodCreature: like the cunt you are
[22:55:17] GoodCreature: your about to get ddosed

[22:51:08] GoodCreature: i have your location
[22:51:16] Redo: let's hear it
[22:51:19] Redo: where do i live
[22:51:25] GoodCreature: Texas
[22:51:44] Redo: "As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel."
[22:51:59] GoodCreature: What does that have to do with this?
[22:52:10] Redo: idk you're just being a loser and i'm calling you out on it
[22:52:11] GoodCreature: *At this point, he posts an approximation of my location, as well as my ZIP code. He obviously used a Skype IP resolver, which can be found easily on the internet. He failed to provide exact location details, and refused to.
[22:52:22] GoodCreature: *Cont.
[22:52:24] GoodCreature: I'm coming there.
[22:52:39] Redo: your dad isn't going to drive you here you idiot
[22:52:38] GoodCreature: your house is on google sattelite
[22:52:44] Redo: what's the address?
[22:52:54] GoodCreature: just loving told you
[22:52:58] Redo: that's the zip code
[22:53:00] Redo: what house
[22:53:06] Redo: are you going to go door-to-door asking for Redo?
[22:53:12] GoodCreature: nope
[22:53:13] GoodCreature: have your roof
[22:53:39] GoodCreature: oh
[22:53:43] GoodCreature: you don't live in a neighborhood
[22:53:49] GoodCreature: you live next to a lake
[22:53:51] GoodCreature: with a long road
*I do not actually live in the location described. This is probably the location of AT&T's local routing station.
[22:54:11] GoodCreature: im dddosing you now

There's too much gold in this chat to post all of it here, but I've uploaded the full log to
http://puu.sh/iABd2/209a754a5c.txt

[Rockinboy2000]

[Mr Unicode]

Well, i feel like an ass now, I do somewhat think i handled this situation  very poorly.

[gr8dayseth]

Well, i feel like an ass now, I do somewhat think i handled this situation  very poorly.

nah you didn't do anything wrong
goodcreature was the badplant here

[Mr Unicode]

-snip-

Lol.'


But hes "a indian"

[DrHitius]

ftfy