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« on: November 25, 2013, 04:40:12 PM »
So I'm walking with my homies and we all out doin' stuff, you know, hangin' out etc.
We hit up at this local store, get some junk food, whatever, stuff like that.
We walkin' out and these bomb-ass thugs come up askin' for dough.
I end up tellin' we ain't got stuff cause we spent it on the food, they get pissed, say we gonna get forgeted.
Dude reaches for his back pants, James on my left drops his stuff and starts runnin' I'm makin' a break for it with him.
We keep going up 12th Ave, hit up around the corner into an alley.
Heart's pumpin' stuff like that, I look up, all my bros here.
Thug-ass comes round the corner with what looks like a forgetin' carrot.
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Realize he was being literal when I see his homies with damn fluffy handcuffs n' stuff.
We ball the forget out of there like Lebron on Steroids.
Still runnin' I make it to the payphone, Roddy starts freakin' the forget out yellin' at me to come on.
Call old Jones, he's got a place we can hold down at, cause it's startin' to get dark.
I tell roddy to shut the forget up, get the call in, hang up and I lead em to the place.
Whole time I'm runnin' I can hear behind us yells and whoops.
I take a quick look behind me to see 15-20 punks runnin' after us.
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Tell Roddy and James to hurry the forget up, I see Jones's place up the street.
He opens the door for us, we get the forget in there like the Cookie Monster after the Keebler Elves.
He starts lockin' the door, but before he can get the last lock in' they start hammerin' on the door.
I back the hell up and Jones yells for me to grab the gun under the table.
Reach under there, feel the grip, pull it off the clip on the table and check if it's loaded.
Hear Jone's scream "They got those damn lock guns!"
Wait, these guy's got cops equipment? What the forget is going on here?
Roddy and James pull him back, I aim for the door, ready for whatever comes through.
Last lock on the door is opened.
They opened the door a small crack to break the chain.
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They open the door.
Get on the floor.
Do the dinosaur.