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Games / Re: Action Horror Games
« on: December 06, 2025, 08:59:27 AM »
Doom 3

HI ive been craving more doom 3 since i finished it and resurrection of evil a bit ago. even went as far as to install bfg edition to play lost mission and it was fine i guess, nowhere near as good as the original and RoE. a mod i'd recommend - it's not fully action horror, has a lot of neat storytelling and takes cues from classic doom (gameplay-wise mainly, doesn't intrude on doom 3's aesthetic) and amnesia: the dark descent, but i highly recommend you take a look at doom 3: phobos. would pay full price for it if it was for sale but it's a free mod

Left 4 Dead 1/2

been meaning to take a look at n-pack/nightmare and see if it really ramps this up. i do pretty fine in advanced but i am no good at expert difficulty at all so i have to wonder how it'd go. i also kind of hate the turtle rock survivor models compared to the final's but n-pack feels like it'd make them work

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you get yakuza kiwami 2

i insert yakuza kiwami

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Off Topic / Re: pride month 2024
« on: June 02, 2024, 09:00:29 AM »
pride month but it's about geometry call that stuff side month

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Off Topic / Re: what changes as you grow older?
« on: December 27, 2022, 05:03:18 PM »
grew up to be more sad and be bi

this is me

i am still more of a social hand grenade than i ever was.

i would say this too but it's been up and down, for a while i stopped having frequent mental breakdowns but then they come back, and this happens in a cycle

i've been pretty sure i have borderline personality disorder but i've recently thought that i might have bipolar. this stuff all connects together so the thought might be biased as hell

not sure how much lockdown made it worse for me because my memory has been less and less reliable as of late

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Add-Ons / Re: [Client] Resize Bricks
« on: December 26, 2022, 02:27:10 PM »
THE BRICKADIA SOY IS FINALLY OVER FOR GOOD

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Off Topic / Re: brickadia is going into early access 2023
« on: December 25, 2022, 12:41:27 PM »
lol brickadia is literally just lisa the pointless monster update but for blockland (the only difference being that you have an actual demo unlike MU)

there are no dev announcements because theyre busy doing nothing just like edvinas kandrotas and his cronies

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Off Topic / Re: Whamageddon 2022 (Game has ended)
« on: December 25, 2022, 12:28:34 AM »
i lost and i'm pretty damn sure ghost is why

even tho i wasn't really in but yknow

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Forum Games / Re: Describe the above user's avatar with one word v2
« on: November 19, 2022, 01:36:13 PM »
eZjzrlkryU4

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in return you receive a big package of toothbrushes. no toothpaste though, sorry

i insert a big thing of toothpaste to compensate

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renderman is real and he lives on my haunted server (its singleplayer so you cant see)

renderman is real and he lives in my head

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Off Topic / Re: The Prophecy Is Completed
« on: July 09, 2022, 03:23:33 PM »
CIA browsing the web for their next Hardcore Gamer when they come across this thread

cia proceeding to attempt to manipulate plad into performing the next mass shooting (this will be the millionth time the cia's done something like this)

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about time we come back. also all posts edited today because i just changed file hosting

Have you made a subtle Prequel reference yet?

i actually have not yet nor have i really thought to do so



Pick up that chair,



Yeah, that thing.



Yoink! It's yours now.

then check your surroundings.



Oh, this place is absolutely immense.
So many kinds of immense it seems impossible.
It probably is impossible.
Many bridges tower above.
And down here, it stinks like a garage.
This is horrible.

then go upstairs



Okay, done.
Y'know, now that you think of it.
What's with all the boxes?

[YOU] LVL 1 (EXP 17) | HP 22/30 | SP 3/10 | STATUS AWAITING
[MUGZ] LVL 1 | $13.88 | HP 13/28 | SP 2/12 | STATUS PEEVED
[RUTH] LVL 1 | $49.99 | HP 28/33 | SP 3/7 | STATUS EXPECTING


Your inventory consists of the MOBSTER FIT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS, an OFFICE CHAIR, a FEAR OF SKIES, a BIG REVOLVER, and MAGNUM CALIBER ROUNDS (6x).
MUGZ's inventory consists of the SCATMAN JOHN SUIT (equipped), a GENERIC TRACKSUIT, a BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped), and SWEET, SWEET LOVE (equipped).
RUTH's inventory consists of a STANDARD CASHIER'S RED SHIRT (equipped), LEMONADE YELLOW PANTS (equipped), a FAST AND WORDY NATURE (equipped), a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT, and ENVIABLE HEALTH (equipped).

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Also is there any other social media I can follow you on ? Really love the anims.

my mspfa account also links to my newgrounds account.
i haven't done much animation in this style beyond this quest, but there will potentially be an actual game or two in this same artstyle, with similar animation style.



you know what, snag that loving tv as well



You think you know how to do that.



You begin the UPROOT SNAG AND TOSS (5 SP).
It is part of your GENERAL DODGE A BULLET technique.
Four demigods were once the masters of this skill.





You succeed in uprooting and snagging the MONITOR.

use the weight of the stuffty not working tv to smash the locked door handle



You throw the... OH forget NO
RUTH performs a SWIFT DODGE (2 SP).
He evades the MONITOR.
MUGZ does not look like he'll be so lucky.



You give up. It's over, isn't it?





No, it's not.
MUGZ used his GENERAL INVISIBLE MAN TECHNIQUE.
He TELEPORTED (2 SP) and saved himself.
Also you've slain the MONITOR.



You got 6 expe- WTF BOOM

Jerk off
Jack off and leave.



You remember again.
There is no OFF to jack or jerk.
You finally stop and think, why's there no lightswitch?

quarterback tackle that forgetin door down





You're afraid not.
MUGZ does not have the SP to perform the BODYSLAM OF GREED (3 SP).
You and RUTH are simply incapable of it.

Adventure Ho! try the other door and enter.



Where the hell are you all now?
Whatever this place is, it was not what you were imagining.
This fills you with an urge of exploration.
Oh yeah, also you knocked down a chair.

[YOU] LVL 1 (EXP 17) | HP 21/30 | SP 3/10 | STATUS CURIOUS
[MUGZ] LVL 1 | $13.88 | HP 12/28 | SP 2/12 | STATUS LOOKING
[RUTH] LVL 1 | $49.99 | HP 27/33 | SP 3/7 | STATUS CONFUSED


Your inventory consists of the MOBSTER FIT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS, a FEAR OF SKIES, a BIG REVOLVER, and MAGNUM CALIBER ROUNDS (6x).
MUGZ's inventory consists of the SCATMAN JOHN SUIT (equipped), a GENERIC TRACKSUIT, a BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped), and SWEET, SWEET LOVE (equipped).
RUTH's inventory consists of a STANDARD CASHIER'S RED SHIRT (equipped), LEMONADE YELLOW PANTS (equipped), a FAST AND WORDY NATURE (equipped), a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT, and ENVIABLE HEALTH (equipped).
There is an OFFICE CHAIR laying on the floor.

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you must recover hp, i suggest a quick wank to restore your stamina
nono the wank would require sp and restore hp
Quote from: Logang4Lyfe
Locate MAVERICK MERCH.



No no no, no! BUDDY, please!
Why does he tell you these things?
Do better! Please!

jack off



You cannot jack OFF.
There is no OFF.

and leave
leave the furniture store, there has got to be a walmart somewhere around here



Dammit, the door's locked.
What about the other one?
You always thought it to be locked.
You can never be sure 'til you try.

[YOU] LVL 1 (EXP 11) | HP 20/30 | SP 8/10 | STATUS TRYING
[MUGZ] LVL 1 | $13.88 | HP 11/28 | SP 4/12 | STATUS STARING
[RUTH] LVL 1 | $49.99 | HP 26/33 | SP 5/7 | STATUS FEARFUL


Your inventory consists of the MOBSTER FIT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS, a FEAR OF SKIES, a BIG REVOLVER, and MAGNUM CALIBER ROUNDS (6x).
MUGZ's inventory consists of the SCATMAN JOHN SUIT (equipped), a GENERIC TRACKSUIT, a BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped), and SWEET, SWEET LOVE (equipped).
RUTH's inventory consists of a STANDARD CASHIER'S RED SHIRT (equipped), LEMONADE YELLOW PANTS (equipped), a FAST AND WORDY NATURE (equipped), a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT, and ENVIABLE HEALTH (equipped).
There is a CUT BRAND FLATSCREEN TV on the floor.

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