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Off Topic / Re: Ponies are gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: July 12, 2011, 10:53:53 AM »
VIVA LA PONY!!!!11
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Off Topic / Re: Alright "bronies", listen up.
« on: July 06, 2011, 11:02:08 AM »
You think it's cool to talk trash about ponies?
.... THINK AGAIN!
.... THINK AGAIN!
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Off Topic / Re: Alright "bronies", listen up.
« on: July 06, 2011, 10:43:01 AM »
The age of man is over. The time of the pony has come.
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Anyone interested in capitalizing initials?capitals are not mater in game
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Off Topic / Re: Follow up on bear activity.
« on: July 03, 2011, 01:06:55 PM »If he went to collage, I'm sure he'd be able to spell scroll more than once.I can spell scroll, but if you read correctly you would know that when I said "sqroll" that was a compound word that we in the business like to use. If YOU went to college* you should be able to figure that out.
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Off Topic / Follow up on bear activity.
« on: June 27, 2011, 06:25:51 AM »
As you may have read in my last indisputable capture of suspicious bear activity -http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=157722.0
I have concluded that bears are in fact in on a plot, but not with domino's like we all previously thought.
After that first encounter, I decided to look for more clues. Sure enough after I went camping I found a scroll. This scroll was labeled 1-10 with very dark plans. What some of you may not know about me is that I spent time in college studying old languages, and from this experience I was 100% certain this was some form of squirrel communication. But what was special about this sqroll (what we in the business refer to as squirrel communication letters) was that there was a second writer. This second writer was in fact a bear. Although I knew the origins of the sqroll, I needed help from my good friend Jouatt to find out what it was saying. So I put it in my backpack and went to bed, thinking I was gonna head back to town the next morning.
I awoke the next day to find my tent ripped in pieces along with everything else I had with me that trip. After cleaning up the mess I could not find the sqroll, instead there were only bear tracks leading back into the woods. Immediately I knew the bears had taken their plans back, and decided to follow the tracks and try to find the sqroll. After about 2 miles of hiking I came to a sleeping bear who sure enough had that sqroll under his arm. This was no normal sized bear though, he must have been at least 150 pounds and 3 feet tall at the shoulder, so I knew I needed brains over brawn to obtain it. I fashioned myself a retriever(this is a device which can extend a persons reaching range by several feet if done correctly) using 3 branches. I was then able to grab it from a safe distance of about 5 feet. On my way back to the remains of my camp I studied the sqroll more careful then before and realized it was in english!!! Unfortunately at that moment I experienced a sharp pain in my head, followed by another, and then another. The squirrels did not take kindly to me taking their plans either. Me with my ego thought that I could handle a few acorns, but boy was I mistaken. I started bleeding more and more with every blow and realized I would never make it out with the sqroll, so I ditched it.
After I came home and went to the hospital telling them I fell as to not tip them off of any immediate danger from the bears and squirrels, I sat down and my computer and tried to recall what the sqroll contained, so I tried to recreate it as best I could.
1.Obtain massive amounts of firearms and bullet proof armor and obtain an alligence to the almighty bears.
2.With our newly aquired supplies we shall raid millitary supply supply routes and cut off all major trade routes around the world.
3.Create a false alligence to the United states of America by bribing Obama with KFC and tickets to an nba game.
4.Use our newly formed alliance to obtain nuclear missles from the United states.
5.Round up every mammal (including humans) besides bears and force them to pick Cedar Berries and salmon for a couple months.
6.Force every mammal as stated above to replant forests while picking berries and have a special unit of humans demolish every man made item
7.Live in peace and royalty while being charished by the humans
8.Live in this lifestyle untill the age of technology comes where robots can support us without the need of human support
9.Exterminate all-- *Loud screaching sound followed by many squigly lines.....*
10.Sorry my tea was ready, anyways BOIL ALL OF HUMANITY AND EAT THE SWEET SOUP OF JUSTICE!
NOW IS THE TIME TO REPEL!!! SAVE HUMANITY BY KILLING EVERY BEAR AND SQUIRREL!!! Endangered species my ass!!
I have concluded that bears are in fact in on a plot, but not with domino's like we all previously thought.
After that first encounter, I decided to look for more clues. Sure enough after I went camping I found a scroll. This scroll was labeled 1-10 with very dark plans. What some of you may not know about me is that I spent time in college studying old languages, and from this experience I was 100% certain this was some form of squirrel communication. But what was special about this sqroll (what we in the business refer to as squirrel communication letters) was that there was a second writer. This second writer was in fact a bear. Although I knew the origins of the sqroll, I needed help from my good friend Jouatt to find out what it was saying. So I put it in my backpack and went to bed, thinking I was gonna head back to town the next morning.
I awoke the next day to find my tent ripped in pieces along with everything else I had with me that trip. After cleaning up the mess I could not find the sqroll, instead there were only bear tracks leading back into the woods. Immediately I knew the bears had taken their plans back, and decided to follow the tracks and try to find the sqroll. After about 2 miles of hiking I came to a sleeping bear who sure enough had that sqroll under his arm. This was no normal sized bear though, he must have been at least 150 pounds and 3 feet tall at the shoulder, so I knew I needed brains over brawn to obtain it. I fashioned myself a retriever(this is a device which can extend a persons reaching range by several feet if done correctly) using 3 branches. I was then able to grab it from a safe distance of about 5 feet. On my way back to the remains of my camp I studied the sqroll more careful then before and realized it was in english!!! Unfortunately at that moment I experienced a sharp pain in my head, followed by another, and then another. The squirrels did not take kindly to me taking their plans either. Me with my ego thought that I could handle a few acorns, but boy was I mistaken. I started bleeding more and more with every blow and realized I would never make it out with the sqroll, so I ditched it.
After I came home and went to the hospital telling them I fell as to not tip them off of any immediate danger from the bears and squirrels, I sat down and my computer and tried to recall what the sqroll contained, so I tried to recreate it as best I could.
1.Obtain massive amounts of firearms and bullet proof armor and obtain an alligence to the almighty bears.
2.With our newly aquired supplies we shall raid millitary supply supply routes and cut off all major trade routes around the world.
3.Create a false alligence to the United states of America by bribing Obama with KFC and tickets to an nba game.
4.Use our newly formed alliance to obtain nuclear missles from the United states.
5.Round up every mammal (including humans) besides bears and force them to pick Cedar Berries and salmon for a couple months.
6.Force every mammal as stated above to replant forests while picking berries and have a special unit of humans demolish every man made item
7.Live in peace and royalty while being charished by the humans
8.Live in this lifestyle untill the age of technology comes where robots can support us without the need of human support
9.Exterminate all-- *Loud screaching sound followed by many squigly lines.....*
10.Sorry my tea was ready, anyways BOIL ALL OF HUMANITY AND EAT THE SWEET SOUP OF JUSTICE!
NOW IS THE TIME TO REPEL!!! SAVE HUMANITY BY KILLING EVERY BEAR AND SQUIRREL!!! Endangered species my ass!!
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Off Topic / Re: Best advice you can get from a song
« on: June 27, 2011, 04:59:18 AM »
The best advice I got from a song wasn't advice, it was more of an inspiration... and that was that I am the best around, and nothing is ever gonna bring me down.
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Off Topic / Re: You are sentenced to death right now. How will you die?
« on: June 22, 2011, 10:07:38 PM »
I would go into a cave full of bears, and have love with the alpha, then engage in hand to hand combat and take down as many of them as I can before i go.
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Off Topic / Re: I've come to the realization of how much my life really sucks.
« on: June 22, 2011, 10:06:01 PM »
There is two sides to every story, I'm sure your mom has some bad things about you to say, but she isn't whining about that. Don't hate his mom until you truly know her.
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Off Topic / Re: I've come to the realization of how much my life really sucks.
« on: June 22, 2011, 09:03:33 PM »
You just being a baby, quit whining and buy yourself a guide on how to be a good person. Or donate it to charity so people can at least pretend to like you because your helping others
Basically this is the summary:
Im rich, popular, and can get anything I want. I have a hard time with my family like most everyone else in the country. Please give me your sympathy.
Basically this is the summary:
Im rich, popular, and can get anything I want. I have a hard time with my family like most everyone else in the country. Please give me your sympathy.
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Off Topic / Re: Suspicious Bear Activity
« on: June 14, 2011, 12:26:30 AM »
This isn't some kind band, your neighborhood bears could be part of a conspiracy, maybe the government tried training bears to like pizza so they would collect more money from taxes. Thats what we need to find out, not the name of some band.
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Off Topic / Re: Suspicious Bear Activity
« on: June 14, 2011, 12:16:41 AM »What kind of new breed of stupid stuff is this?This is an American Black Bear if I'm not mistaken.
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