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Messages - raakid

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Off Topic / Re: lets make a nuclear reactor!
« on: May 17, 2010, 04:04:49 PM »
It's ore.
You need to enrich it. There's a reason you can actually buy the stuff. It's extremely low rad.

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Off Topic / Re: Near-Death Experience (OBE)
« on: April 30, 2010, 08:21:49 PM »
I was riding a quite rough downhill path on my mountain bike when my buddy stopped in front of me for no apparent reason.
I proceeded to scrape my chin on my front wheel, and fly over my handlebars, causing a head to tree collision.
Almost broke my neck, not to mention the other limbs involved.
Came away with a scrapped chin, and some bruises.

Bow before my Invincibility.

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Add-Ons / Re: Halo Sniper Rifle
« on: April 07, 2010, 02:28:19 PM »
 This...
http://world.guns.ru/sniper/sn55-e.htm
Avoid the flame that may be sure to come, go with the NTW-20

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Off Topic / Re: Airsoft discussion
« on: March 03, 2010, 06:45:32 AM »
Magentlemen...
http://www.rap4.com/paintball/os/tseries-markers-magazinefed-c-21_143_340.html
I had a crappy Wal-mart gun once. But then I discovered paintball, but all the guns use hoppers. So...
I found a magazine fed one! :D
And no, I'm not starting stuff, I'm just informing you that these guys ALSO have airsoft versions.

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Off Topic / Re: i need a avatar
« on: March 02, 2010, 08:20:13 PM »
Ok, now we're talking unreadable.
Yay page 2.

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Add-Ons / Re: how do i make ad-ons
« on: February 27, 2010, 11:18:04 AM »

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Add-Ons / Re: how do i make ad-ons
« on: February 27, 2010, 11:14:43 AM »

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Off Topic / Re: Invent A Word
« on: January 17, 2010, 02:16:59 PM »
Tarpnaphonicsaphobia: tarp - na - phonics - a - phobia (see also: Rickrollaphobia)
noun -
1. A morbid fear of clicking web links, resulting in large, unwanted loud noises.

"I was going to click the link you sent me, but I had a seizure caused by my morbid Tarpnaphonicsaphobia"

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Off Topic / Re: Coolest armor ever
« on: January 14, 2010, 07:04:21 AM »
Beware, P-P-P-Page stretch incoming.
Or not, anyway, Army SF from Stalker COP

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Off Topic / Re: Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.
« on: December 01, 2009, 04:06:09 PM »
You: Omgwtfbbq
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OR:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Uhh, hey
Stranger: uhh?
You: Uh Huh
Stranger: UHUHUHUHU
Stranger: i wins
Stranger: whats ur name kiddo?
You: ASL
You: .
You: No.
Stranger: 17 male sweden
You: oh my.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: oh yours
Stranger: hbu?
Stranger: if i may ASk
You: -17, both, your basement.

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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?
« on: December 01, 2009, 04:05:08 PM »
UUHHHRAGHHHGH

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Off Topic / Re: Are you different on the internetz than in real life?
« on: December 01, 2009, 03:54:09 PM »
I use more abbreviations in real life than I do on the internet.
No, really, I do.
Seriously.

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Off Topic / Re: I could go for pancakes.
« on: December 01, 2009, 03:51:35 PM »
eleventy six out of 2 doctors recommend pancakes for dead parrots.

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Off Topic / Re: Wish Granted, but...
« on: November 19, 2009, 02:52:39 PM »
Granted, but it's a laser rainbow.
Of Death.

I wish for... a Saitek Gaming Keyboard.

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Off Topic / Re: Ctrl + V game.
« on: November 16, 2009, 06:18:39 PM »

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey?

User: HEY.

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Sue from Hastings?

User: Actually, yes.

Cleverbot: Right now?

User: Uh, yeah, right now...

Cleverbot: Well it's only 9 in the morning.

User: ?! No, it's 3:12 in the afternoon.

Cleverbot: No at 4:19 in the afternoon I was asleep.

User: Woah.

Cleverbot: To protect the world from devastation!

User: Nightshift, I guess.

Cleverbot: Where do you buy your clothes?

User: Wal-mart.

Cleverbot: Cripes, you must be wealthy as well. Too expensive there for me.

User: Yeah, I'm the president of mars.

Cleverbot: Must be interesting. Is there a martian monica lewinsky?

User: I did not have love with that woman.

Cleverbot: Ok then. How did you know my name is Cleverbot?

User: Monica told me..

Cleverbot: Who is Amanda Chand?

User: My vice president.

Cleverbot: Are you the president then?

User: Yes, of mars.

Cleverbot: Then pluto.

User: Uh-huh. Well.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So.

Cleverbot: Well, must be off!

User: You should move to mars.

Cleverbot: Ok. Where do you live?

User: Cydonia Planes. There's no-one else there, we can be neighbours!

Cleverbot: Yes there is. There is a duck.

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