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Off Topic / Re: I am writing a book!
« Last post by Rigel on Yesterday at 09:09:43 PM »I am once again asking the BLF for suggestions on furry artists to commission. I know you degenerates have some names. I'm trying to get some art of Olga, with this passage as the main one that describes her appearance. She's a freakish old hag.
Katya pushed the old dwarf through the entrance flap of the tent, and Tomochka followed through. Tomochka saw Olga sitting on a chair in the center of the tent. Her eyes were milky white, and a wispy mist escaped them like a warm breath on a cold morning. Her grey mane grew down to her back, with sharp black quills hidden within. Like Katya, she was nude save for the vivid blue bodypaint swirling around the brown, spotted fur on her gnarled body. In her arms, she cradled a young pup, and fed the pup from her saggy bosom. She was flanked on both sides by two dark-skinned human men. They wore only loincloths, the rest of their bodies on display with a dense tapestry of scars. They stood with their heads bowed and their hands clasped.
This was the visage of one blessed for their dedication to Yeshka; Olga’s age and mottled appearance belied her inner vitality. The quills however, were an oddity. It’s rare that anyone receives power from The Gods without some side-effects. Tomochka knew that the pup suckling from Olga wasn’t Olga’s own daughter or even granddaughter. It was Yeena’s first daughter, and Olga was filling the role of a wet nurse so that Yeena could oversee the battle and participate in the festivities.
“Welcome, Katya,” the old hag rasped. “Do you bring an offering?”
“Yes,” Katya replied dutifully, “One elder beardling just like you asked. This little no-fur is almost as wily as you are, mistress,” Katya added, while shaking the dwarf by the scruff.
Olga raised a decrepit hand and motioned for Katya to bring him closer. She leaned forward, grabbing and turning the dwarf and inspecting him closely. After a minute, Olga looked satisfied with her bounty.
Katya pushed the old dwarf through the entrance flap of the tent, and Tomochka followed through. Tomochka saw Olga sitting on a chair in the center of the tent. Her eyes were milky white, and a wispy mist escaped them like a warm breath on a cold morning. Her grey mane grew down to her back, with sharp black quills hidden within. Like Katya, she was nude save for the vivid blue bodypaint swirling around the brown, spotted fur on her gnarled body. In her arms, she cradled a young pup, and fed the pup from her saggy bosom. She was flanked on both sides by two dark-skinned human men. They wore only loincloths, the rest of their bodies on display with a dense tapestry of scars. They stood with their heads bowed and their hands clasped.
This was the visage of one blessed for their dedication to Yeshka; Olga’s age and mottled appearance belied her inner vitality. The quills however, were an oddity. It’s rare that anyone receives power from The Gods without some side-effects. Tomochka knew that the pup suckling from Olga wasn’t Olga’s own daughter or even granddaughter. It was Yeena’s first daughter, and Olga was filling the role of a wet nurse so that Yeena could oversee the battle and participate in the festivities.
“Welcome, Katya,” the old hag rasped. “Do you bring an offering?”
“Yes,” Katya replied dutifully, “One elder beardling just like you asked. This little no-fur is almost as wily as you are, mistress,” Katya added, while shaking the dwarf by the scruff.
Olga raised a decrepit hand and motioned for Katya to bring him closer. She leaned forward, grabbing and turning the dwarf and inspecting him closely. After a minute, Olga looked satisfied with her bounty.
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Off Topic / Re: The White House Hunger Games: White House Hunger Games Edition
« Last post by Ladios on Yesterday at 07:25:57 PM »Lol Mike Johnson adjourned congress early to avoid any business on Friday.
https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/why-did-speaker-johnson-suddenly-shut-down-congress-epstein-files-deadline-closed-1764053
This also postpones any vote on ACA subsidies until Janurary, after the current ACA funding expires, meaning people are about to be hit with a month of double premium costs.
Oh also, in an "attack of vengence" according to Pete Hegseth, the US has launched strikes on Syria. This attack was in response to the two national guard members killed by a suicidal CIA Asset from Afghanistan, suffering PTSD after having massacred his own neighbors at the instruction of the US spy agency, and who had been naturalized under Annoying Orange.
https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/why-did-speaker-johnson-suddenly-shut-down-congress-epstein-files-deadline-closed-1764053
This also postpones any vote on ACA subsidies until Janurary, after the current ACA funding expires, meaning people are about to be hit with a month of double premium costs.
Oh also, in an "attack of vengence" according to Pete Hegseth, the US has launched strikes on Syria. This attack was in response to the two national guard members killed by a suicidal CIA Asset from Afghanistan, suffering PTSD after having massacred his own neighbors at the instruction of the US spy agency, and who had been naturalized under Annoying Orange.
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Off Topic / Re: Has the Blockland Forums created true love?
« Last post by Rigel on Yesterday at 07:05:26 PM »we did, but also we aren't together anymore,oh, sorry to hear that
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Off Topic / Re: The White House Hunger Games: White House Hunger Games Edition
« Last post by Masterlegodude on Yesterday at 06:34:59 PM »I can't wait to see how Republicans/MAGAs try to excuse this mess
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Off Topic / Re: The White House Hunger Games: White House Hunger Games Edition
« Last post by Swholli on Yesterday at 05:56:56 PM »Any Republican after today doesn't think that Annoying Orange's at the very least protecting someone he knows, if not himself, from the Epstein stuff is delusional at best
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Off Topic / Re: The White House Hunger Games: White House Hunger Games Edition
« Last post by Ladios on December 18, 2025, 07:13:46 PM »Well it looks like this thread has come full circle as Annoying Orange announced today that next year will mark the first annual White House Hunger Games i mean, "Patriot Games"
In celebration of America's 250th birthday, each state and territory will be required to send one highschool-age boy and girl as tribute to compete in an unspecified competition of athleticisim.
The winning tributes will earn their stateextra food rations "heaps of prizes and gifts".
Btw, the deadline to release the full epstein files is tomorrow.
Whelp, there you have it, in defiance of a direct order from congress and the senate, Annoying Orange's Department of Justice has refused to release the full Epstein files.
While in the past, the DOJ would be in charge of investigating even the executive branch, any lawsuit against the administration for violating this law passed by congress, would have to be filed by members of congress directly instead of using the Justice Department. Since it is the "Justice" Department itself that is refusing to comply with the law, it is unclear how enforcement would actually occur.
In celebration of America's 250th birthday, each state and territory will be required to send one highschool-age boy and girl as tribute to compete in an unspecified competition of athleticisim.
The winning tributes will earn their state
Whelp, there you have it, in defiance of a direct order from congress and the senate, Annoying Orange's Department of Justice has refused to release the full Epstein files.
While in the past, the DOJ would be in charge of investigating even the executive branch, any lawsuit against the administration for violating this law passed by congress, would have to be filed by members of congress directly instead of using the Justice Department. Since it is the "Justice" Department itself that is refusing to comply with the law, it is unclear how enforcement would actually occur.
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Off Topic / Re: The White House Hunger Games: Iraq War II: Venezuela Edition
« Last post by Nicepoint on December 18, 2025, 06:37:23 AM »I'm calling it, he attempts to declare martial law for the elections, with the invasion of Venezuela as justification.
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Off Topic / Re: The White House Hunger Games: Iraq War II: Venezuela Edition
« Last post by Dr.Block on December 17, 2025, 04:57:55 PM »We're rebooting Iraq and Vietnam and the war on drugs and the Spanish American War and WWII all at once, what were the 8 wars he stopped again? We must be down to at most 4 now? But the number was 0 to begin with so I guess he's stopped -4 wars, maybe less. Maybe he meant -8 all this time? I guess they're hoping for Civil War 2 as well so that makes -5. Some people would argue throwing Ukraine on that list but I'm not educated enough on the topic to confidently blame the whole thing on him, but let's just make that -6 since he's definitely complicit in it. Palestine of course has been going on for much longer than him but he's also complicit in that so there's -7. What's -8? Canada Invasion? Emu War 2? The Crusades ~9?