SeventhSandwich's instant coffee blues

[SeventhSandwich]

You're supposed to put like 2 teaspoons in you baffoon, don't you read the loving label?

"THE FINEST COFFEE FROM ARABIA, GUARANTEED TO DELIVER FLAVOR BEYOND YOUR EXPECTATIONS"

[Ad Bot]

[Bloody Mary]

Protip;

Go eat some bread and an apple.

With some water on the side for dippin'.

[kanew2000]

"THE FINEST COFFEE FROM ARABIA, GUARANTEED TO DELIVER FLAVOR BEYOND YOUR EXPECTATIONS"

That's only if you enjoy the taste of pain

my thoughts exactly

also I'm getting horribly dehydrated, so I'm getting up constantly to get several cups of water, so I think I might have some major diarrhea coming soon.

probably waterfalls of it.

Think of asdfmovie 2

the part where the guy pukes out a rainbow
but instead the rainbow is a waterfall of stuff

[Monocle]

"THE FINEST COFFEE FROM ARABIA, GUARANTEED TO DELIVER FLAVOR BEYOND YOUR EXPECTATIONS"

Lmfao, I mean the back.

[SeventhSandwich]

Lmfao, I mean the back.

my starfish burns with the rage of a thousand summer wildfires

coffee is the worst thing to get sick on ever :c

[Monocle]

my starfish burns with the rage of a thousand summer wildfires

coffee is the worst thing to get sick on ever :c

That isn't true. Potassium poisoning is the worst thing. You think your liquid stuffs are bad?

I ate 13 bananas in one day and I was literally stuffting out bananas. It was loving disgusting, I felt like donkey kong.. except stuffting them out not throwing them..

[Night Fox]

eat one million bananas and then drink a cup of water

[SeventhSandwich]

That isn't true. Potassium poisoning is the worst thing. You think your liquid stuffs are bad?

I ate 13 bananas in one day and I was literally stuffting out bananas. It was loving disgusting, I felt like donkey kong.. except stuffting them out not throwing them..

Ouch.

[Katamari007]

I felt like donkey kong.. except stuffting them out not throwing them..

but Donkey Kong throws barrels :(