SeventhSandwich's instant coffee blues

[Bjornio]

I only eat Toffee, but I can't now, due to braces. You should get coffee from Dunkin' Donuts, Cheap and good at the same time. But, that illness you have must be a pain.

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[Deus Ex]

I haven't drank instant coffee before, but that only happened to me when I drank old coffee.

[CopBlock]

Too much instant coffee mix in one cup isn't going to kill you.

...?

[Otis Da HousKat]

I only eat Toffee, but I can't now, due to braces.

What does that have to do with coffee?

I don't consume caffeine regularly and when I do have a coffee I drink like 8 cups at once so I get jacked up pretty bad.

[SeventhSandwich]

Too much instant coffee mix in one cup isn't going to kill you.

but I drank 2 1/2 gratuitous cups of the stuff :c

[IkeTheGeneric]

It still won't kill you.

[CopBlock]

...?

It still won't kill you.

[Dodger]

I drank a 7/11 generic brand grape soda before my classes.


Worst sugar crash ever.

[Bjornio]

What does that have to do with coffee?

Toffee is actually solid coffee. Made by the same ingredients, but candied.

[Ciam86]

you pretty much drank about uhh, 7 1/2 cups of coffee in those 2 1/2 with all them grounds.
you have to drink like 100 cups to die theres a calculator for your weight somewhere..
got it! http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine

[brickybob]

I stayed up all night to watch E3 and then I drank a whole cup of straight, black coffee.  I had jitters.

[Monocle]

I drank two cups of instant coffee this morning black (Because my loving mother never buys enough milk for me to guzzle) and I now have earthshattering diarrhea and a stomach ache that feels like mike tyson punched me in the guts. I also think my brain is failing because my cognitive function is now deteriorating and I think I might die.

Anyone else had this experience with instant coffee? I didn't know how much powder to put in, so I put in like half a cup and I think that might be the problem. I also feel dehydrated as stuff, so I hope I don't pass out.

You're supposed to put like 2 teaspoons in you baffoon, don't you read the loving label?


Also, I wouldn't know about instand coffee, never had it. :x My mom gets her coffee beans imported from like India or some stuff like that.

[kanew2000]

nevermind, I vomited and out came two sizable chunks of brown mash which has to be coffee because I didn't drink anything brown other then coca-cola but this was a different color of brown..

you're stuffting out of your mouth

[SeventhSandwich]

you're stuffting out of your mouth

my thoughts exactly

also I'm getting horribly dehydrated, so I'm getting up constantly to get several cups of water, so I think I might have some major diarrhea coming soon.

probably waterfalls of it.

[Monocle]

my thoughts exactly

also I'm getting horribly dehydrated, so I'm getting up constantly to get several cups of water, so I think I might have some major diarrhea coming soon.

probably waterfalls of it.

Protip;

Go eat some bread and an apple.