My dad is a huge jerk.

[Mr Man]

hahahaha



bisjac is... is older than twelve.

Everyone knows that, I was just making fun of the lie

[Ad Bot]

[Night Fox]

Odd-jobs, most likely. If it's an allowance, there's still no justification in what his dad did. The allowance meaning the money is given to Ziyek. It is his, and no longer his dads. It doesn't matter if it was initially his dad's, it was given to him and spent as Ziyek wanted it spent.

I didn't say what his dad did was right
I don't know where people get these ideas to do things like this to their children, but I know my dad wouldn't do anything remotely similar to this
my mom might though, but she's an starfish anyway

I was just saying that there's legally nothing he can do about it
or there might be, but it would probably only result in a fine, and the chances of you actually getting the iPhone you want reducing dramatically
and if there were actually serious consequences, the result would be you being taken out of your dad's care, which I'm sure you would hate eventually
these feelings of anger and hatred are just your regular teenage hormone imbalances

[Feep]

make his life hell?

go seek child abuse?

[Yosher]

I am sorry, what?

This is a terrible father.
and NOTHING ELSE

[Winner2]

Buy eggs > nuke him while he's sleeping

[dorkdotdan]

Buying eggs is greater than nuking your father in his sleep.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

Buying eggs is greater than nuking your father in his sleep.

Very much so

[brickybob]

Simple way of solving your problem
1) Go get a HTC Phone
2) Realize it's faster, it has a better camera and has all the features the iPhone has + more
3) Take a bath
4) Sue your dad for 200$ in robbery.
5) use that money to bail out your day
6) Go on with life - with your new android phone
7) Do this all on your android phone
8) Realize that your android phone can do it and your iPhone can't, why? simple because Apple is a miserable fail to create a distro on Debain 9.
9) Deal with it.

Go preach about android somewhere else.

[Nymethus]

oh stuff they proved me wrong and my assumptions or attempts are truth are false! I'll say forget it and run!!

also reported for basically dismissing.

Holy stuff what the forget are you doing. People are allowed to leave discussions. You are loving insane.

[Hrvatski Jezik]

What a massive cunt.

You should change the settings by restoring or just "borrowing" it and he probably won't know how to undo it.

considering that he's probably very technologically inept, this is a viable course of action

[Kingdaro]

your dad's a jackass

[Hrvatski Jezik]

your dad's a jackass

from all forumers, the evidence concludes that

ZIYEK'S DAD IS A LEMON.

"You know, I've been thinking.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!
GET MAD!
I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
I DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
I'M CAVE JOHNSON, THE MAN WHO'S GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.*

*with the lemons

I'M GOING TO GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THE BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

- Cave Johnson, Portal 2

[SlayerZ99]

from all forumers, the evidence concludes that

ZIYEK'S DAD IS A LEMON.

"You know, I've been thinking.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!
GET MAD!
I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
I DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
I'M CAVE JOHNSON, THE MAN WHO'S GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.*

*with the lemons

I'M GOING TO GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THE BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

- Cave Johnson, Portal 2

My dad said some guy overseas said this to him

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade
Sell it and buy a gun
Shoot the people who gave you lemons