Crap you thought when you were younger

[The Corporation]

I knew women didn't have snakees, so I just thought there was nothing there. Absolutely nothing, just skin. I thought they peed out their back door and that's why they sat down when they peed.

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I'm crying.

[Ad Bot]

[Joker Card]

Women peed out of the their ass, if the T.V. wasnt on in a dark room I would gat attacked by monsters (Only if I was in the room) The only way to get a girl pregnant is by cumming in her mouth

[CreamTurk3y]

Women had snakees.

[Fracture]

I used to think I was the coolest person in the world.


Oh wait... I still am.

[Arekan]

i thought furry research was bad

 

[The Corporation]

Women peed out of the their ass, if the T.V. wasnt on in a dark room I would gat attacked by monsters (Only if I was in the room) The only way to get a girl pregnant is by cumming in her mouth

Please.
I want to breath


Well-
I thought women got pregnant from kissing.
I actually saw(I don't even think it was a dream, to this day) and believed that a monster tried to get me, had these huge, trashy grubby hands, and they were basically reaching up and around the bed to get me.
That's all I can remember.

[shyGriff]

I actually saw(I don't even think it was a dream, to this day) and believed that a monster tried to get me, had these huge, trashy grubby hands, and they were basically reaching up and around the bed to get me.
That's all I can remember.

i had something somewhat like this
i got up out of bed and went out of my bedroom, but then i saw a bunch of puppies running around my feet in circles, and then one bit my foot and they went away
i couldnt tell if i was sleepwalking, dreaming, or hallucinating

[Aces]

I knew women didn't have snakees, so I just thought there was nothing there. Absolutely nothing, just skin. I thought they peed out their back door and that's why they sat down when they peed.

I used to think women peed out their breasts lol.

[Awdax]

I also thought the baby would come out their back door or the belly-button.

I also used to think life started at the age of four or five; since that's basically when I felt more...I don't know, conscious? Like from there on I remembered everything.

[Joffrey]

I also used to think life started at the age of four or five; since that's basically when I felt more...I don't know, conscious? Like from there on I remembered everything.

I hear ya.

I used to think I lived in a world where everybody was a robot underneath their skin.

[HellHound]

I thought that at birth, everybody knew the things they know when they're an adult, their knowledge is a puzzle and they have to figure it out.
I guess it's kinda true?

[Ipquarx]

i thought furry research was bad

 

ha
Haha
HaaahahahahaAaAa

I'm not laughing in a negative way, I'm comparing that to my previous experiences with strange people.

[WALK2222]

i thought furry research was bad

^

[Fracture]

I though Agenda meant Vagina, and that Condiments meant Condoms.
My childhood was very awkward.
"Hows your agenda for today?"
"Hey can you grab the condiments?"
"My agenda is pretty full"