Your Life Stories (The UBER Green Texting Thread)

[Dracpot]

>5, at cousins house who's 3 years younger than me
>we play Mario World 3 for a bit, get kind of bored
>he says "hey bro, if I win this next round, you have to suck my rooster"
>agree hastily
>he headshots me with 1 second left on the clock
>"get over here and suck it"
>he pulls out his rock hard 8" richard
>I start to cum while choking on it
>"not so fast dude" he says
>we start loving
>he cums so hard I sneeze
>we get smoke some herb and do it all over again
We've been married since

my favorite

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That wouldn't make sense because he lost out by having to spend his weekend in a hospital.

Besides, his inflection implied anything but satisfaction.

maybe he was being sarcastic idk

[Nickelob Ultra]

>wake up
>waiting to get ready for stuff at around 5 pm
>currently 12:44 pm
>already cleaned room
>not sure what to do
>start drinking out of boredom, no one's home
>get drunk
>miss girl's prom
>get exiled by friends bc we were all close
>getting beyond lonely, depression kicking in
>start using drugs
>grades dropping like rocks
>eventually start using even heavier things, and at school
>get expelled within a day of using before school hours
>wake up from nap
>clock reads 1:48 pm
>forget me still bored

[Kochieboy]

> be me
> be 15
> sitting in living room watching tv in the dark, at midnight
> hear something
> "must be my imagination"
> basement door shuts
> I swear I saw something
> I'm too scared to get up
> I hear more noises
> Go to the door
> Scared as forget
> Don't be afraid
> Take a sad song
> and make it better...

[Anti-Block]

>5, at cousins house who's 3 years younger than me
>we play Mario World 3 for a bit, get kind of bored
>he says "hey bro, if I win this next round, you have to suck my rooster"
>agree hastily
>he headshots me with 1 second left on the clock
>"get over here and suck it"
>he pulls out his rock hard 8" richard
>I start to cum while choking on it
>"not so fast dude" he says
>we start loving
>he cums so hard I sneeze
>we get smoke some herb and do it all over again
We've been married since

my favorite

[_Rave_]

>wake up
>waiting to get ready for stuff at around 5 pm
>currently 12:44 pm
>already cleaned room
>not sure what to do
>start drinking out of boredom, no one's home
>get drunk
>miss girl's prom
>get exiled by friends bc we were all close
>getting beyond lonely, depression kicking in
>start using drugs
>grades dropping like rocks
>eventually start using even heavier things, and at school
>get expelled within a day of using before school hours
>wake up from nap
>clock reads 1:48 pm
>forget me still bored

lmfao

[Snow2]

>this one time at band camp

[Clone v.117]

>be 11
>have a friend over, decide to be dumb and throw waterballoons at cars
>throw the first one
>misses care
>car stops
>man gets up and starts yelling like he is going to loving murder us
>run inside and lock the door
>man starts smashing at the door and yelling
>forgetthisstuff
>run out the other side of the house and hide in my garden
>man is picking stuff up and throwing it at the house
>cradle in the bushes for 10 minutes after man leaves
By god I was scared.

[DrenDran]

I think he thought it was "motherloving win"

Are you handicapped lol?
Then again I guess its not your fault, so many people use it without a picture, where it makes no sence.

[TheKid]

>be 10
>walking around the house
>walk around the corner
>WHATTHEforgetBROTHER
>brother smushes some loving nutella in my face- i like nutella but not now bro
>mfw
>time to get revenge
>gets some chili sauce
>goes to my brother's room
>someone touches my shoulder
>turn around
>that finger-to-the-cheek prank
>fffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>i must revenge x2
>get mud
>wait no mom will ground me
>thinking what to do
>gasp!
>gets water balloon
>hastily asks brother to come outside and look at this awesome caterpillar
>comes outside
>splosh.
>awwwwyeah
>dance around and prance like a ballerina

[John Freeman]

>Born
>Grow up
>Die

My life story

[ravencroft]

it feels so much like admittance to trolling

idk

Why does it matter if he trolled someone on a videogame? Sure it's looked down upon, but I don't see the issue.

[Linkusofepica]

>we play Mario World 3 for a bit, get kind of bored

I personally prefer Super Mario World, Mario World 3 was incredibly flat, had no world map, you only got one chance, and it didn't even exist in the first place.

[Dracpot]

I personally prefer Super Mario World, Mario World 3 was incredibly flat, had no world map, you only got one chance, and it didn't even exist in the first place.

and then some loving goomba headshots you right before you get to the cutscene checkpoint

[Clone v.117]

>be 8ish
>decide to make rocket ship because yay rockets
>duct tape 3 empty beer bottles together
>find dad's paint stripper (highly flammable)
>pour it into bottles
>spill bucket loads all over my hands
>ok time to light it
>try to light match and put in bottle
>hands burst into uncontrollable flames of the devil
>wave hands around like I'm seizuring
>jump into pool
>rocket didn't even fly
>try again