Best Crimes Ever

[XR-7]

i'm sorry but i think your local drug dealer lied to you

He's probably being sarcastic.

Those who rob banks with real guns and those who do not?

Probably.  There is an almost even balance it seems.  People rob banks/stores with plastic guns, toy cowboy revolvers, Nerf guns like Seth said, etc.  I've even heard of people robbing banks with gun TV remotes (I actually have one) and the Nintendo ES Duck Hunt gun controllers.  I kind of think that real guns are used much more often though.

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[Decepticon]

What

Grass is another term for weed

whelp time to start putting images that say "JOKE" and "SARCASM" under every single joke/sarcastic sentence I make

[Crispy_]

whelp time to start putting images that say "JOKE" and "SARCASM" under every single joke/sarcastic sentence I make

is this sarcasm???

[XR-7]

whelp time to start putting images that say "JOKE" and "SARCASM" under every single joke/sarcastic sentence I make

A kid, on a game forum, who went by the name Decepticon, was arrested for overuse of sarcasm.  Court hearing will be this coming April.

[The Resonte!]

In a world...
Where sarcasm is outlawed..
only one person is there to save the day.
DECEPTICON

[XR-7]

In a world...
Where sarcasm is outlawed..
only one person is there to save the day.
DECEPTICON

He was martyred for his beliefs.

[King of the Bill]

I seem to recall reading one about a man who decided to rob a store... a gun store... full of armed customers... with a marked patrol car outside... and a police officer standing next to the register... in a state where licensed adults may carry concealed firearms in public...
Guy fired three shots into the air randomly to announce his holdup and was shot down promptly by the (armed) cashier and police officer and at least three customers.
Not sure about the source, think it was a Darwin Awards book.

[Stick Man]

Anything on TruTV Presents: World's Dumbest/Most Shocking.

[SlayerZ99]

There were 2 teens who tried to rob a police station...

A bunch of officers were being briefed and were located in the next room over so the next thing they know there are like 15 cops surrounding them lol

[XR-7]

I seem to recall reading one about a man who decided to rob a store... a gun store... full of armed customers... with a marked patrol car outside... and a police officer standing next to the register... in a state where licensed adults may carry concealed firearms in public...
Guy fired three shots into the air randomly to announce his holdup and was shot down promptly by the (armed) cashier and police officer and at least three customers.
Not sure about the source, think it was a Darwin Awards book.

Aw what a waste of intelligent human.