BLF Plays Fallout 3 [MASSIVE IMG HEAVY, SCREENSHOT LET'S PLAY]

[grunterdb1951]

Now slaughter all of those commie sons of bitches for uncle SAM

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[tber123]

We have communists to kill! LETS DO THIS!


BLAM
Ready to die for your country, you communist son of a bitch?



FOR GENERAL JINGWEI---- *SPLORT*



Capitalist pigs! Empty your mags! No survivors!


USA! USA! USA!
Welcome to Alaska, Commie.



FOR CHAIRMAN CHENG!


EMBRACE DEMOCRACY, OR BE ERADICATED!



There he is! Drop that son-of-a-bitch!







General Jingwei!



Standing right before me was General Jingwei himself.



There was a tied up American in front of the General.



The prisoner of war was immediately executed.


[SPEECH 100%] forget off.


Our leader! Killed! You'll pay for this!

AMERICA SAVES THE DAY! Hell yeah! We always save the day, like in Afganistan, Iraq, and Vietnam!

Actually, we only made things worse by trying to be heroes----

Shut it, commie!

Next update: Pittsburg, slavery, cannibalism, 50 iron ingots, and more Flash Mob.

[Snaked_Snake]

How do you get to Stockholm, may I ask?

[tber123]

How do you get to Stockholm, may I ask?

You can either stack armor and do some well timed jumps, or you can use console commands.



Gather 100 iron ingots and Flash Mob some half-naked mutants that were once humans. Easy.

    BLAM!    

Billy..... *sob*



You're a little bitch and your brother was, too.

*KRAK* *SPLORT*





NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo...............

---100 Iron Ingots Later---

I got rewarded with guns and power armor for doing that.



If I want to talk to/kill Ashur, I gotta kill some poor saps in a arena.



3 rounds total. I've done 2 out of 3 rounds so far.



Hello there, Grubber.



[Speech] <Insert stuffty pun here about axing someone a question>



Take it like a MAN, sissy!

After that was over.....

How nice of these poor, deluded fools to give my gear back.



Apparently Ashur is a good guy, and slavery is necessary. He has the cure, but it will take some time to get. Once the cure comes, the slaves will be free. Ashur even has a policy about calling the slaves workers, so that they will remember they will be free one day.

Werner gives zero stuffs the instant you get the cure back, and pretty much uses you. Siding with Ashur is honestly the better alternative. Ashur is a good guy in the long run, but a villain in the short run. Also, the cure is a loving baby. I discovered too late that siding with Ashur is not the "Evil Bastard" option.



The cure is a godamn baby? Screw Ashur and Wernher. You can both burn in hell.



 

Next update: Fallout 3: Evil Bastard Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Jl61n3YY8

[Lego lad]

EAT BABY

[blazerblock2]

eaat baby y

[grunterdb1951]

What a juicy little morsel.

[tber123]

I don't think I can kill/eat this baby. That will only piss both sides off and get me killed.



Meanwhile, the slaves were rioting.



Wernher had to be stopped.













FOR GENERAL JINGWEI!



Who the hell is this guy?



Stop right there, Wernher!



[SPEECH] Leave. Now.

forget this city, and forget the raiders, forget the slaves, and forget you too, forgeter. I'm gone.

Nice one, handicap. Turning your back on me so I can kill you easier.



Rest in pieces, Wernher.








What are you doing outside of Vault 101, Dogmeat?



Finally decided to take a look at my house in Megaton. It had a fully functional robot tidying the place up.



What the hell is an Enclave? Some sort of Neo-national socialist group?



Back in action, Jericho!



I feel like a good person for today, so I'll donate some bottle caps.



Ha! I'm a devil in plain sight!



I guess I could go on a vacation to Point Lookout.

Next update: Evil Tribal Swampfolk and Lovecraftian horrors

[Aidan10]

Jack off then leave

[tber123]

Who the hell is this mentally challenged starfish attacking me? This is not how I wanted to spend my vacation!



Eat this, you inbred forget!



Some Ghoul named Desmond is being attacked by Tribals.


These screenshots I took are nice. Fallout 3 has a "TFC" console command that pauses the game and lets you freely move the camera around for this purpose.



How many of these tribals are there to kill?



BURN!



This is Desmond the zombie, who is a bit of an starfish. He wants me to infiltrate the Tribals and find out why they want him dead.



These handicapped tribals worship a "Punga fruit" and the only way to join is to discover the mother of the Punga.



I also met a random old man who wants me to find a book, and a woman who warned me against that.



This is the Bog? Its filled with crabs, flies, and some guy covered in algae.



Theres a tree, guess I gotta just collect the-----

FFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH

Warning: One huge drug trip thanks to the power of the Punga. Certain screenshots taken from Here


*cough* SWEET JESUS WHAT IN SAM HELL WAS THAT *cough*



A-AM I HIGH? SWEET J-JESUS I CAN SHEE THEH CANNIBISHHHHHH



BRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSHAAAA, 'WAT THE FVCK IS WRONG WITH YOOOOOOOOOOOU?



OH GOD DERE IT IS AGAIIIIIN

Where is my NUKA COLA?!



W-WHHHHHHHHHY BETHSEEEEDA WHHHHHHHHHHY?





M-METAL GEEEAAAAAR!



D-don't insult me, Bobblehead! I'LL KEEL YOU! Is this stuff wearing off already?




NOPE THERE IT IS AGAIN



I'M NOT TELLING WHERE THE BOMB IS!





I CAN 'ERE 'TH VOICE OF GAWD!



T-T-THAT IS NOT TRUE! I HAVE B-BRISA AS MY M'MEAT SHIELDHoly crap, this is wearing off already for real.



Mister Burke? Is that you?



BOOM



W-What the hell did I just experience? Is that what it is like to get high? Why does it feel like I suddenly havWHY THE HELL AM I IN BRISA'S BODY?

Wait a minute, nevermind. Its the.... Drugs?



Drugs still wearing off, can we talk later?



The hell did you tribals do to my brain? I'll slaughter you all myself!







Why does it feel like a guardian angel is watching me? Is this because I got high?

Next update: Finishing Point Lookout

[tber123]

A talking brain is the leader of the tribals. Desmond and Calvert have a intense rivalry and try to kill eachother.



Tobar was the guy that cut out my brain, and Nadine advised I give him a knife hug.



I am going to enjoy torturing and killing you, you pathetic piece of stuff.



I whipped out the Mauler I got from the Pitt and instantly chopped off Tobar's limbs, starting from the leg up. He bled to death within the hour.



Calvert got his tribals to attack me because I installed a jammer.



Random, hilarious glitch I found.



Oh my god! They killed Desmond!



It turns out that Desmond was hiding underground, and he has had enough of Calvert's stuff. Starting right now, we're going to kill that brain in a jar.



Calvert is hiding in the Lighthouse. This ends now.



Its just us and the army of robots Calvert has.



I violated your inner sanctum, and now I'm going to blow it up.



FOR CHAIRMAN CHENG!



You outlived your usefulness, Desmond. You're next.



This is some sweet loot.



I also have a flaming sword now.



This was not the vacation I had in mind. The only thing I accomplished was adding several dozen more kills to my name.



Next update: Wasteland Survival Guide

[tber123]

Survival guide mostly finished, except for having to go to Rivet City.


Sheriff, wait!


What the hell?


Cmon Dogmeat, we have to find Dad!



Dad should be at Galaxy News Radio. What followed was 7 hours of hacking and slashing my way through the Wasteland.







These power armored white knight starfishs call themselves the Brotherhood Of Steel. I would love to drop a nuke on them.



Next Update: Mininuke Madness, and Three Dog

[tber123]

Should I just move this Let's Play to Games?