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Hell no, I'm staying here. Don't you have another job for me? Can I be a made man-----



Cassidy! Pump this forgeter full of Jet and make him HIGH!



Holy stuff! He's dying!



It only takes one dose to kill Big Jesus, who has a heart problem. He also has the same exact sprite as Vic.



Time to wipe out the Mordinos.

Grampy Bone's gon help us wipe out the badmen! Spirits say you can make a friend here.

Isn't all this violence and backstabbing a little excessive, Nick?

forget the Mordinos. They never gave me the R-E-S-P-E-C-T.



(SFX: Bozar mowing down EVERY SINGLE PERSON you see in the screenshot. Its that OP.)



I feel proficent!


As far as I know, Cassidy is the only companion that can actually get high on Healing Powder.



Mr. Wright's son got killed by doing too much Jet. Now I have to find the killer.



Mrs. Wright has no idea that her husband still brews alcohol.



I found a empty Jet canister.



I also discovered Father Tully, the drunken priest.



Mrs. Wright was convinced to put a stop to the alcohol problem.



Long story short: Salvatores forced Renesco to make some posioned Jet.



One more job: Go to the Sierra Army Depot.



Would you look at that.



This looks worse than Vault City.

They're all dead, Boss!

I don't think I can patch them up.

Grampy Bone will protect us.

Pfft. You see the number of bodies here? That ain't stuff compared to the number of slaves that died when they tested my Jet. Hundreds of slaves died. These guys? Maybe half of that.



Now we know what killed all these folks.

I've played enough Dungeons&Dragons to know where this is going.



Next update: (Hopefully) getting Skynet as a companion
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I discovered an AI named Skynet.



I also revived some guy who died shortly after.



This part of the facility has viruses in storage, including "Ebola".



So, I retrieved the "Ebola". Can't wait to see what it does.



Got a Brain for Skynet.



LEVEL UP



Skynet recruited!



These kids have interesting things to say.



I am now a Made Man of the last surviving Mafia family in New Reno. Bishops? Dead. Mordinos and Salvatores? Turned into a Bloody Mess.



Here you go, kid. Why don't you wave this in your daddy's face and pull the trigger?

Next Update: Captain Of The Guard in Vault City, and more intense brownnosing in order to be one. Damn you, Lynette.

She sounds like a real bitch. She should lay off and take some jet.
We could just fill her with lead too.







Myron has HILARIOUS lines for when he gets shot.



Stopped the Raiders attacking Vault City.



Kaga also popped up again.



I shot that forgeter in the eye and ran off before his gang could gun me down.



Chosen One........ Hurry the forget up. The village suffers. Our futures suffer.
How the hell are you talking to me when you aren't even nearby?



LEVEL UP



This perk is a good perk.



Found the cure for Jet.



The Farmer in Modoc has a son. I somehow got roped into screwing him for two hours straight.

What the forget is wrong with you, Nick?!
Shut your mouth, Myron, before I cut you. You should be tolerant of people.
Boss? Are you high again?
Y'you could have gotten a social disease, Nick.


Holy stuff! YOU QUEER!
I-I can explain this-----
Pa! Its not what it looks like!
Grampy Bone can't save us now, Fren.


Son, its time you get hitched.



The Farmer discovered us and forced us into a shotgun wedding.



(All together) "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"



Nice one, Nicky.



We drove Devin out in the middle of nowhere.



I quickly shot him in the eye.



I then finished him off.



Also some guys named Slags or something almost got into a war with Modoc, but I saved them.

Boss, I have something to say regarding Myron.



We couldn't kill Myron yet. We still need him, because he can make Super Stimpacks which are great for assassination.



HOLY stuff! MUTANTS!

Next Update: Broken Hills, Marcus, and a disturbing lack of posts forcing me to triple post again.




These mutants are friendly. Thats a nice change, considering how previously all of them shot me on sight. Things changed since the Master nuked himself.



Did some favors for Marcus.



Theres a Professor guy who has an intelligent Radscorpion. What the hell is next? Intelligent DEATHCLAWs?



The Professor conducted some tests.


What the hell are we doing here? Let's get some women in this chicken-stuff outfit.
Myron, don't push your luck.


Well, this is certainly interesting.



Lost at a game of Chess.



Found a talking plant who taught me how to beat a Scorpion at chess.



OH GOD ITS ATTACKING ME



Beat a Mutant at arm wrestling and got a Power fist.



These two couples are arguing.


Let's go drinking at the Den, Myron!


Don't wait too long. Not like anyones going to stab me..... Right?


This is Algernon. He upgrades guns for free.



This is another Pop Culture reference that breaks the fourth wall.


Holy stuff.
Lets see.... Some blunt force trauma, animal bites, puncture wounds, and these guys have been dead for weeks now judging by the flesh.....



Next update: I'll probably visit Redding, EPA, or San Francisco.


someone give me a pm when we get to fallout 3

don't wanna miss any of that stuff

More fun in NCR, and the Unwashed Villagers publicly executing a spammer(Aka more fourth wall breaking humor from the game itself)


It saddens me to have to put down my fellow brethren.
They shot first, and this is OUR caravan we're defending.


Puny normal child die now!
Wow.
I wish I was there to see that.
Childkilling Spirit be spillin the blood now, Fren.


That was the last of the muties.


Did I just join a cult or something?



I wiped out a Slaver Camp RIGHT OUTSIDE NCR. Lazy bastards couldn't do the job themselves.



Behold, the power of the BOZAR!



After all of that was done, I became a NCR Ranger.


A bomb is a bad choice for close range combat.


Thanks, JC Denton!



I also discovered that NCR/Shady Sands has a statue of me. They still remember how I saved Tandi.



There was a community called "The Unwashed Villagers" who were hunting a man they called "The spammer". I took part in hunting him down, since spam sounds like an evil deed.


The Spammer Says: SHOCKING Spanish Video! IF you don't know spanish, watch this 5 second video and be AMAZED! Also buy some VIAGRA, DAMN IT! Get Steam Gift Cards for free! Please go to Www.Staemcominutty/Scam/GetPhishedYoulovinghandicap.Com!

Unwashed Villagers! ASSEMBLE!



*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*


You're gonna get it now, you son of a bitch!


I REGRET NOTHING!



Boss, whats a "Spammer?"
From what I've seen so far, its a annoying prick that sells male enhancement products. Hes not worthy of being dipped in a vat.






The Spammer Says: Make $8000 a hour by working at home by buying my pills------

*BLAM* *SPLORT*






Chosen One! We have done the world a favor! Spread the word about our deeds!


W'what did we just do, a-anyways?

Next update: Vault City, Captain Of The Guard, and probably going to Redding. Am I going to do FALLOUT 3? Yes.



As a reward for somehow stomaching being able to kiss my ass 24/7, you are now a Captain Of The Guard.
That also means you have outlived your usefulness, First Citizen.



Goodbye, "First Citizen".



Yeah, RIP.

Super Stimpacks are GREAT for assassinating people, which is the only reason to have Myron around. He can craft those.


You the one that busted up Cassidy's Bar? Pay him back. Now.


forget.
Vault City finally gets some justice.











Some guy named Old Joe is in the Vault City courtyard, and he's my contact.


Holy shi----
Nick Walter? You survived getting abducted by that thing?


Yup, Ian. What happened to Tycho?
He went on to become a NCR Ranger before getting shot by slavers. It wasn't the bullets that killed him, it was the old age that finished him off.








I still have all the excess crap you dumped onto me, Nick. Take some of it back, will ya?



Vic apparently has a daughter, too.



There was a bit of an argument.















I might have gotten a little carried away with my new authority, also.



After helping the Village near Vault City, I went to Redding and gave the Doc the cure for Jet.



Lets head on to EPA, shall we?



What the hell?

Next update: Speeding off torwards the Endgame(Attempting to find the holy Vault 13)



Hey! This is the Mariposa Military Base!
Good thing you didn't bring any dogs along. They would have died trying to run into a forcefield or something.


The Muties are still alive, apparently.




This is Melchior. He attacks by summoning mutated creatures from the goo. This includes Deathclaws. Two shots to the eye finished him off in one turn.

You guys going to pick me up now? I just drank all the booze they had in the Den.

One pickup later



Sweet Jesus, its a deathclaw! GET BACK IN THE CAR!


Get back in the car, not get ripped to shreds by a deathclaw!



This is San Francisco. This is the Endgame. San Francisco is where you take a Tanker to the Enclave Oil Rig and defeat the Enclave.

Lo Pan and the Dragon can be found here, along with a mostly Chinese population. And the Scientologists Hubologists.



forget.



As you can see here, we are fighting Lo Pan in the boxing ring. He automatically pulls out a pistol and shoots you with it after you kick his ass.



Hubology is totally not Scientology. Juan Cruz is not related in any way, shape, or form to Tom Cruise.



I just massacred all the Hubologists by shooting them in the eyes. Marcus also shredded them.



Cassidy gets a lovey new shotgun.








Time to infiltrate Navarro.



Gotta save my game first.


VIDEO: DRILL SERGEANT ARCH DORNAN

(Not mine)
The Drill Sarge is quite possibly the best NPC you could ever encounter in FO2.
WELCOME TO CAMP NAVARRO! SO YOU'RE THE NEW REPLACEMENT?
Yes I am----
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?
I don't h-have it----
Don't have any? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT? THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT! THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD!
O-Okay---
Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! DISMISSED!

--Time Passes.--


My name is Nick Walter, SIR!
I AM NOT A SIR. I WORK FOR A LIVING, YOU MO-RON! YOU WILL CALL ME SERGEANT OR SERGEANT DORNAN. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
Yeah, sure Sarge. Whatever.



At that point, I pumped Drill Sgt. Nasty fill of Super Stimpacks and killed him.



I also met some evil bastard scientist who's room is soundproof because everyone in Navarro can hear the screaming of his test subjects. He also kept a dog named K-9 hostage or something.



He's been studying Intelligent Deathclaws and is going to recommend that they all get exterminated.



Nobody could hear the Scientist scream, either. I tore him limb from limb with the Power Armor the folks at Navarro gladly gave away.



K-9 is like a robot version of Dogmeat to me. Wonder what happened to him.....



I rescued the intelligent Deathclaw, because these kinds of Deathclaws are smart enough to not mindlessly attack a guy with a BB gun.



Some guy named Dr. Henry told me that Super Mutants can be cured. All I had to do was inject a Mutant with it.



It instakilled them.












I also ended up standing in the middle of a field for an entire day straight before some talking Deathclaws showed up.



I followed them back into Vault 13. Where my entire story began. First a water chip, and then a wholesale massacre.



The Deathclaws want me to fix their computer, because I have thumbs and they don't.



I also learned that the Vaults were never meant to save anyone.



There was a man named Goris who wore a heavy robe. I invited him to travel with me.



GECK acquired! Now I can get back to Arroyo and----



Someone began attacking Arroyo, judging by the dreams.



The Khans were back, and I had to evict them from Vault 15 by slaughtering them all, at the request of Tandi. Who was now president of NCR.



Holy stuff! Goris is a DEATHCLAW!



At this point, Goris began to rip every single Khan he could find to shreds, including Darion. Darion survived the massacre of the Khans back when I was just some random vault dweller wandering around aimlessly, and restarted the gang.



Next Update: Revisiting Arroyo for the final time, Endgame, playing Fallout 3 eventually(Installing mods, getting it to run, and making sure it won't crash like the piece of stuff it is. Thanks, Bethseda.)

: You look like you belong in a battle mech computer game. This is Fallout 2. Maybe you opened the wrong folder on your hard drive.

In Memory Of:
Sulik
Cassidy
Vic

You three boys died bravely fighting to save the world from the Fascist Enclave.



My entire tribe had been kidnapped and sent to the Oil Rig. This called for revenge.

Meanwhile, in Vault 13....



There was a tanker in San Francisco that could take me to the Enclave Oil Rig. I could stop the Enclave and defeat them.



The Shi Emporer(who was a computer) said I had a 15% chance of succeeding.



Damn it, NVIDIA!



I hopped onboard the tanker, ready to defeat the Enclave.



Let's do this, guys! CHARGE!

Chances of individual survival: 0%. Skynet will remain here where it is safe.
Super Mutants have thick skin, but it won't do good against 70 people in a tiny box shooting you at once. Its safer to go in alone, seeing as how you have power armor and we don't. Disguise as them.



I met a scientist and convinced him to betray the Enclave, and then I shot and killed the President of the United States.



I caused a reactor meltdown, and then Sgt. Granite, a Enclave member, tried to stop me. I convinced him to help me kill Frank Horrigan instead.



[SPEECH] Let's talk about this.
[FAILED] No.



I quickly hacked the turrets in the room to open fire on Horrigan instead of me.


DIIIIIIIIIE!



*BLAM* *BLAM* *BOOM* *BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM*

He's distracted! Shoot him in the eyes!


We and I be sharing the pain now.


I ain't drowning like a rat! This is my resignation, Horrigan!




BzZZZzzZZZzz RARARARA BWRRRRRRRRR! WOAHAHAHAHA!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGH



SULIK! NO!



We be needin.......... Bigger guns.....



He's down! Keep shooting him in the eyes!



BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM



I'll be f-fine, just get me a stimpack----



Darn. Kinda liked that guy.



I'll shoot his eye out, Marcus!



Let's get the hell out of here!



And so, the oil rig exploded, and the Enclave was defeated.

Next and final update for Fallout 2: Ending Slides

Duty, (cough) honor... courage... Semper Fiiiii........