BLF Plays Fallout 3 [MASSIVE IMG HEAVY, SCREENSHOT LET'S PLAY]

[KelBlock]

"Cassidy, loot her corpse and run! We're gonna have to slaughter our way out of here!"

"On it!"

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

This is Frank Horrigan, toughest "Boss" out of all the other Fallout games. Legate Lanius? President Eden? Colonel Autumn? Ulysses? Caesar? General Jingwei? Aliens? The Master? The Calculator? All pussies compared to FRANK HORRIGAN.

Look at this child-killing son of a gun. Thats bad karma. Sulik, let's waste the guy!

No, mon, don't do it!


Yes, Frank Horrigan gunned down the child, too.



A wild Kaga appears!



If your Karma is too high, then Randomly Encountered Merchants will hate you. I always waste these guys and loot their corpses.



This isn't Vault City. This looks like some crappy place thats good if you plan to sleep with the farmer's son and get forced into a shotgun wedding. Like that will ever happen to me.....



There are three ESSENTIAL companions to have in Fallout 2: Sulik, Cassidy, and Vic. Marcus is optional, and Dogmeat is if you want nostalgia, even though K-9 is superior to Dogmeat.

Lenny is awesome with a Gauss Gun, but slow and never gains AP, Cyberdog is just plain pathetic, Goris gets ripped up too easily by late-game enemies, Devin and Mira are worthless, and Myron is a useless forget thats only good for farming Super Stimpacks. Only redeeming trait about Myron is that his dialogue is HILARIOUS, especially when getting shot or levelling up. Plus, other party members mock Myron in dialogue.

Myron also tries to date rape a low intelligence female PC by offering a spiked drink. Accepting it will result in nasty stuff happening, and losing 1 point of Perception. Myron also counts as a child. Killing Myron is the only way a Good Karma player can proudly wear the "Childkiller" reputation.

Next update: The Dreaded Lynette

[KelBlock]

This is Frank Horrigan, toughest "Boss" out of all the other Fallout games. Legate Lanius? President Eden? Colonel Autumn? Ulysses? Caesar? General Jingwei? Aliens? The Master? The Calculator? All pussies compared to FRANK HORRIGAN.

"You mutant scum! Just like you to try a trick like that. It won't help you though, nothing will... now."

Next update: The Dreaded Lynette

Try not to be a douche to her.

You should try helping her, too.

[tber123]

I became a Vault City citizen. That test was too easy.



OhgodohgodohgodNOGODNO



Disable the Ghoul's plant, and while your at it, commit some genocide, too.

To loop this conversation: Keep adressing Lynette as First Citizen at all times, including when you greet her and say goodbye. I'm aiming for Captain Of The Guard, which requires an extreme amount of ass kissing.



Now that I'm a citizen, I can get into the vault!



Boring information.



What the hell? A shipping error caused the Overseer to send me on a quest? Still don't regret killing him, though.



Why didn't I head to the north when this whole thing started? If I went north, I could have discovered Vault City as it was years ago, with their 420 spare water chips----- Hey, whats this?



Oooh, discovered new locations. New California Republic sounds interesting, though.

Wait a minute, who is this guy?

(Singing)"Maaaay-beeeeee.......... Yoooooou'llllll think of me........... Wheeeeeen yoooooouuur aaaaaaalll alone........... Maaaaay-beeee...... The one whoooo.... is waaaaah-ting for yoooooou......... Will prooove untrue, then what wiiiiiilll yoooooou dooooo? Maaaaaay-beeeeee...... You'll think and decide...... Wishing that I were there.......... Maaaaay-beeee, you'll ask me....... to COME BACK annnnnnd theeeeeen aaaannnnnd maaay-bbbbe, I'll say maaaaayyyy-beeeee......"

I like this NPC. He sings Maybe by The Ink Spots, which is the ending song to Fallout 1. It also played when Vault 13 was massacred.



Holy stuff, a water chip!



Found some Metal Armor, but I already have better armor. I'll give it to Vic.



Who's this guy?

Next Update: Thomas Moore and the briefcase

[Harm94]

Our gods Brain and Keeng Ra'at are dipleased.

[tber123]

This ranting man speaks the truth, Nick. You should do it.

New Objective: Deliver Briefcase to Mr. Bishop, a New Reno crime boss or something. Down with Vault City!



First thing I have to do is kiss Lynette's ass enough times untill I get some sort of reward, because there HAS to be one if I do. Time to head to Gecko and exterminate some Ghouls-----



Harold? Is that YOU?
Hey! I remember you! You were that nice young smoothskin from the Hub! How did you achieve eternal youth?
I got kidnapped by a blue telephone box. Thats the short version. The long version is actually that.......
(7 minutes of conversation later)
'Dis is some weird stuff, mon!
Boss, were you high when you said that?
Time travel and alternate universes? Okay........



(Stuttering slightly?) I r'remember y'you. You w'were that Vault D'dweller that came into Necropolis one d'day, running around and k'killing all of my fellow Ghouls. I saw what you and your dog did with that laser pistol, and that long haired guy in black was also an a'accomplice.

Sorry about that? They attacked me first. Or tried to slowly march over to me.

B'but you redeemed yours'self. You were a true h'hero. You saved all of the Ghouls at Necropolis from d'destruction! Don't you remember repairing the water pump? The ghouls even let you take the w'water chip!


I never did get to join you in your quest, t'though. I was one of the ghouls you ran past and didn't m'murder. I c'could have talked to you back then.

This time, things will be different, Lenny. Will you join me? This is your second chance.
S-sure!

For the purposes of this Let's Play, Lenny is a party member. For the purposes of gameplay, however, Lenny is not a party member. Basically, Lenny is a party member, but he stays offscreen. The companion limit is 5 if you have 10 Charisma, and I can't bypass that. Lenny is a good doctor, but he never gains Action Points and is slow.



This is Skeeter, a ghoul who has mechanical knowledge. He attached a scope to my fancy Hunting Rifle.



I also repaired the Power Plant at Gecko instead of massacring the Ghouls. Take that, Lynette.



After that, I fiddled around with the computer some more and accidentally discovered something terrible.

Prank calling the Enclave!


Enclave here. What the hell happened to your video feed? (Not my video)
Everything is broken. What did you expect?
Huh, ain't that the truth. Just don't let anyone who's not The President hear that, pal. You'll be making cattle runs to New Reno until the end of time.
The President?



Yeah, you know how unhappy he gets when people complain. He takes it personal, like it's a loyalty thing. Maybe that just goes with being the President of the United States. Or what's left of 'em.
What the hell is a President?
(Extreme anger can be heard. Words cannot describe this sound produced in a fit of rage.)

T-The President of the United-loving-States-of-America! Who'd you THINK I was TALKING about? Who the fu - Who is - What - I should kick your loving ass, who is this?

(Keyboard tapping sounds can be heard.) A wise guy, huh? Look, I'm tracing you right now, pal.....



Kiss my ass, you just got prank called.

I've got you, at Poseidon Oil, reactor number 5. Ah, well, why don't you just sit tight and I'll order up a little celebration for ya. Including fireworks. Now, I've had enough of your bullstuff. How would you like to play dodge-the-plasma with the Assault Squad? Huh?


Have a nice day!

Next update: Getting murdered horribly by the Vertibird Assault Team over and over again Enclave Vertibird Assault team

[tber123]

Some ghoul taught me about Magic:The Gathering Tragic: The Garnering, which is as addictive as a drug.



The ghoul then challenged me to a game, and I beat him.


Hold it right there, mutant! You must be the prank caller!


[Speech] That wasn't me.
Wrong person, boys! Spread out and search the area!


Their backs are turned! Cassidy, WHACK THE SUCKERS!
You got it.



I'm all set for the rest of the game. I have the Gauss Pistol and ammo for it. The ammo for it came from when I raided the Toxic Caves to rescue Smiley, and found a huge stash of loot.



More asskissing for Auntie Lynette.

Always address Lynette as "First Citizen" in dialogue, stop the Raiders from attacking Vault City, become Captain of the Guard. Take Marcus to the Vault City Doctor and get a special reward next.



Lynette told me about two exiled citizens: One ofthem was Richard Moreau, otherwise known as The Master.



Raiders are attacking Vault City, but they always stop right before they can invade the city.



Holy crap. Is this the Cathedral? Didn't the Master drop a nuclear bomb on himself and destroy this entire thing?

Next update: Exploring the Abbey, becoming addicted to Tragic:The Garnering, and dead Space Whales

[tber123]

Did this just get abandoned by everyone else?



This is not the cathedral...... Is it?



I thought that was Ian at first. Turns out hes not.



Grave robbing is a sin, so the townsfolk hired me to stop it.



One of the guys at the Abbey was a closeted Tragic:The Garnering player.



Won my second game of Tragic.



What the hell happened here?

This poor w'whales been long dead. N'nothin I can do to save it.



This is New Reno.



Next update: My car gets stolen.

Inb4BannedForQuadruplePosting

[KelBlock]

Next update: My car gets stolen.

Oh, the memories of having your car stolen in New Reno...

[Harm94]

Go beat up some car thieves.

[KelBlock]

Go beat up some car thieves.

This

[tber123]

The update where Mike Tyson The Masticator tears off my ear in a boxing match



There is no fourth wall in Fallout 2. There is a ton of humor that stems from the lack of a fourth wall.



---FOOTAGE MISSING: Flash Mobing everyone near this cheating son of a gun. I didn't spam the F12 key.---



This place looks interesting. From my observations, this is a sport where two people hit eachother for fun, otherwise known as "boxing". The Vault archives never said anything about this.
You ready to box, kid?

Let's get ready to rumble! (Video: Music to go along with the boxing)



Plz dun hurt me free items pl0x
I am going to tear out your eyeballs and crucify you on a telephone pole.
Don't forget up now, Bulldozer! We're counting on you!



One quick strike to the crotch was thrown, and he quickly dodged it. I quickly followed up with a hard punch to the kneecaps, instantly causing the boxer to collapse.



He was down for the count, but the round wasn't over yet. I had to finish him off. I quickly leapt on top of him and pummeled his groin repeatedly, and a cracking sound could be heard before the opponent released a scream that could be heard all the way across New Reno.

10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5...4...3...2...1... KNOCKOUT!


I had won.


Baka!


Another punch to the kneecaps.



He was down for the count again, and I turned around to face the crowd. I had won agai----

PAWNCH


Never turn your back on someone playing dead, you handicap!
Cmon Bulldozer, GET HIM!


BALLSACK ATTACK!


I'm gonna lay you out!



76 boxers later......Disclaimer: There are not 76 boxers in Fallout 2. There are 3-4 boxers.

WARNING: MIKE TYSON THE MASTICATOR APPROACHES
Music to go along with the final "boss" of the boxing ring: The Masticator

My boy....... You are in for a world of hurt.

The Masticator wasn't just any boxer. Unlike all the others, he was hard to hit, blocked most of my punches, and didn't go down in 7 seconds like the other 76 boxers.


*SPLORT*

W-What the f...... M-m-my........

YOU READY FOR SOME MORE PAIN?


THATWASMYEARYOUSONOFABITCH


You aint stuff!


WHATTHECHRISTYOUSONOFABITCHNOTAGAIN



*PUNCH* *SOCK* *TEAR* *SPLORT*




Rage had completely taken over.


The Masticator was down for the count, and the round was ending. I still kept pounding his skull as the spectators, referee, and coach watched in either horror or amusement.

*PUNCH* *SPLORT* *SPLORT* *CRUNCH* *CRACK*


SWEEET JEEEESUUUUUS! STOP THE FIGHT! STOOOOOP THEEEE FIIIIGGGGGGGHT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGH!
The referee moved up to pull me off and end the fight. I quickly punched him in the groin like I did to all the other boxers. He instantly collapsed like a ragdoll.



*CRACK* *SPLORT* *CRUNCH* *EYES GOUGED OUT*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......
With no opposition to stop my enraged self, I finished pounding the Masticator, and then finished him off by gouging out his eyes, killing him. The scream he made as he died could be heard all the way from New Reno to Vault City, and then Arroyo. As the Masticator gave off one last round of spasming and convulsions, he began to urinate uncontrollably before finally expiring.
Did anyone else hear that scream?
(Is too busy getting high on healing powder to care)
Is someone killing mutants without me?
Woah.
He's dead, mon!
Any of you lads hear that screaming?
I haven't heard screams like that since Gizmo died.
I knew I made the right decision exiling that psychopath.
Destroy! DESTROY!
B-boss? Are you o-okay?
I don't think I can f'fix a injury like that.
I've seen worse.
I became the champion of New Reno's boxing area. I stood up after realizing what just happened. Vic was downright terrified. Half of the gym was huddled in a corner. Sulik and Cassidy were still right next to the ropes. Lenny was more worried about trying to heal the Masticator's injuries. The other half of the gym cheered me on. Here I was, surrounded by blood, guts, urine, and a near-dead referee who suffered from a cracked testicle.


The ears being torn off? I did not make that stuff up.



Lods of emone gained!(VIDEO: LoadsaMoney)



I might have accidentally punched one of my fans in the stomach. Hope she wasn't pregnant.



After all that violence, I think I should pass out in the car. Its been one long night, and sleep deprivation is kicking in, and I feel crankier.


WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FREAKIN CAR?!?!


JULES, YOU SON OF A BITCH!


Cmon, Sulik! We gotta get the car back!

Nobody steals my car and gets away alive.

Next update: Stealing the car back, Mr. Bishop's briefcase, a encounter with Mrs. Bishop, Myron, and Four Feuding Mafia Familys Fighting Furiously. Oh, and becoming a Made Man in all four families, probably.

[KelBlock]

(Is too busy getting high on healing powder to care)

Beautiful.
Don't forget to head to the Sierra Army Depot later.

[tber123]

Mr Bishops wife, being forced by a woman into some lovemaking, getting my car back, and fun with Four Feuding Families Fighting Furiously.



[Speech] Give me my godamn car back.



Got my car back for $2700, then I took my money back by selling the thief $2800 worth of stuff, which includes: Desert Eagles, the Masticator's ear, some cigaweedshealing powder, and 9 knives. I'm going to have to get my ears reattached.



My Highwayman is Augmented.



This is some kind of graveyard.



Almost got into a fight with some old guy over winning at a slot machine.



The comedian over at Mr. Bishop's Casino is just plain terrible. I replaced him and proceeded to make even more Lods Of Emone.


What the hell do YOU want, tribal?
Courier service.



Kill some guy named Westin. Easy enough.



Posion a guy named Westin. Super Stimpacks should work.


Well, hello.



I never should have accepted her offer. She lead me up to her room alone.


U-uh, Mrs. B-b-ishop, I'm not really in the mood for-------
GUARDS! HELP! THIEF! RAPIST! THIEVING COMMIE BASTARDS!
I hate this loving game!
YO EAT LEAD MAN! *BLAM*

One quickload later......

You dare refuse to bang with the hottest NPC in New Reno? Father Tully even said my curves cure the blind!
N-now is not the ti----

SEDUCE ME!


At that point, she forced it on me. Two straight up hours of "fun" for her. Luckily, she passed out after that intense session.



I quickly and quietly slipped out of bed.



I was about to pull the trigger, but I couldn't. I had to do a job for Mr. Bishop, and I wouldn't be able to do that if I blew away his whorebag promiscuous wife. Not without a distraction.



The first thing I had to do was covertly assassinate the guy. Mr. Bishop had a safe in his room. I stole some stuff from it.



I also changed the combination to the safe, and shoved some dynamite into it. Mr. Bishop had an explosive surprise waiting for him if he got the wrong combination.



Angela Bishop, the daughter of Mr. Bishop, swore revenge on me. Good luck with that, pal. I've got 4+ companions on me, and a Bozar.



With the guards distracted by the death of Mr. Bishop, I quickly took aim at Mrs. Bishop and fired. The bullet entered her skull and blew away half her face, and she began spasming uncontrollably for a few seconds. She's dead now, or will be soon. Not like she survives a cripple and gives birth to my "son". I'll have to kill him too like Garl Death Hand.



Nice little touch: NPCs notice when you are sneaking and respond.



I paid a visit to the Salvatores, one of the other Mafia families.



Time to meet Salvatore.



Next update: More fun with the Mafia Families. Eventually I will get to Myron, the Sierra Army Depot, and Skynet.

[tber123]

Mafia Madness and Myron, baby, MYRON!



Track down Pretty Boy Lloyd. Got it.



That explains why everyone looks the same.



Some random guy taught me how to slit a man's throat. Nice.



Lloyd is dead, and I got the money.



Collect money from an old man? I can do that.



Never Alt-Tab in Fallout 2 during dialogue, or this happens.



(Next job up was....... To guard this transaction.)

The Enclave again? The same starfishs who sent a Vertibird after me for prank calling them?

These guys have itchy trigger fingers.

Boss? How screwed are we right now?



One wrong move and this could have been a slaughterhouse. Luckily, everyone else stood still and just stared at the Enclave soldiers for 15 minutes straight.



I couldn't resist attempting to hijack a Vertibird.



That was the last mistake I ever made.



YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!





One Quickload later.......



I refused to become a Made Man, and Salvatore tried to shut me up because I knew too much.



I stole his oxygen tank and let him die slowly.





All that was left to do was massacre the Salvatores and bring an end to their Lightbringer Rein Of terror.



Mason dropped his Sunglasses when he died. I feel much more charismatic with a pair of shades.







The Mordinos and the Wrights are the last surviving Mafia families.



Big Jesus told me to deliver a package to the stables. I did that, and then I went to see this "Myron" guy. Hopefully he won't drug me or something.



Hey Myron, how about you make a cure for Jet?


Fun fact: Attempt to ditch Myron and he gives you the location of the EPA(Restoration Project only.)



What weapons can you even use?
I have no clue.
Can you make me some Super Stimpacks?

Next update: Working for Big Jesus, and then assassinating him.