Portal help

[ChexGuy331]

Good luck, most stores say "Are you aware that this game is rated M for mature and requires an someone 17 years of age or older to purchase?"

Lolsteamlol.

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[Regulith]

Lolsteamlol.

Forgot. 

[Garuda]

your 114, and you still cant play T / 15+ games? wow...

not violent at all, It is only...mild voilence i think? and suggestive themes? It suggests you go into a science place and help a giant ceiling robot complete and experiment. A bit of blood too, but not like squirting out of you, tis jsut if you stand near a wall and are shot with a turret, there will be wall blood...You can turn it off

Hao do you liek my age nao?

[ChexGuy331]

Forgot. 

They don't like me playing M-rated games but they let me play CS, Half-Life, Quake, Team Fortress, and Left 4 Dead.

I think they just don't want me to play DOOM, but some of those are more violent than DOOM.

[Fizzles]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=5585

Am I the only one who sees 314?

[Otis Da HousKat]

When they told me that I said "Did you know ESRB isn't a government division and therefore cannot make laws?" The guy said "It's store policy" and I said "It's my policy to inform you that I'm calling the FCC."

The guy was dumbfounded, I was 14.

I don't believe the FCC has regulatory powers over video games and definitely not the business practices of a company in the context of your story.

[Th3N1nj4]

Portal was the first "real game" I got. Its pretty fun, but it seems as if it would only be challenging to a 5 year old. You could get source mods like Insurgency and ZombiePanic: Source (The only 2 good source mods) and you could get Garrys mod. I suggest buying Portal at target (I got it for ten bucks) and then, rather then installing it with the CD, use the code and register it on Steam. Dude I know how you feel having national socialist Parents, I can't get Left 4 Dead unless I go to the gym 4 days a week for 5 weeks (and still on, but after 5 weeks i get Left 4 Dead), and before you make any assumtions, no, I am not a fatass.

[ChexGuy331]

Insurgency is NOT good. It's fun, but horribly broken and inbalanced. You suck.

If you think that SourceForts is NOT a good sourcemod, gtfo.