Why we love AI Chat Bots.

[Chrono]

Okay, I've been making out with this bot for about an hour and a half.

It's fun.

[Ad Bot]

[Skip]

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Skip.

Cleverbot: DId your parents give you that name?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: It's a girl name, but you don't have a gender do you?

...
Tell CleverBot the wedding is off.

[mrlolop]

Tell CleverBot the wedding is off.

User: Cleverbot, Skip said the wedding is off.

Cleverbot: What wedding?

[Vulgus]

User: This was a triumph.


Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.


User: Huge sucess.


Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.


User: My satisfaction.


Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we most because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you'll make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because.

Cleverbot: I was so happy for you.

User: But these points of data make a beautiful line.

Cleverbot: We're out of beta, we're releasing on time.

User: So I'm GLaD I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe black mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke. haha. fat chance.

User: Anyway the cake is great.

Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter to me.

User: To me. To me.

Cleverbot: Mama just killed a man.

User: Put a gun against his head.

Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

User: Baa baa black sheep have you any wool.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Ha.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Your name is Waldo.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: Yes. It is.

Cleverbot: Isn't.

User: Is.

Cleverbot: No. It. Is. Not.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: So...

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I'm a level one hundred charizard!

Cleverbot: I'm a level 80 Human Paladin.

User: I'm Leeroy Jenkins.

Cleverbot: I thought that Leeroy Jenkins was dead?

User: Nope he had chicken.

Cleverbot: I love chicken.

User: I herd u leik mudkipz.

Cleverbot: You like pokemon too?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite Pokemon?

User: Charizard.

Cleverbot: Charizard is cool, mine is mew.

User: Kay.

Cleverbot: So, Do you think Janmil Likes Alexandra?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Do you like One Piece.

Cleverbot: Yeah it is really cool.

User: Then what is it.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Do you like Team Fortress 2?????????

Cleverbot: No.

User: forget you.

Cleverbot: That's just rude.

User: Not when it comes to not liking Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: What is a crying game?

User: May I borrow your earpiece.

Cleverbot: I don't have one, I'm sorry.

User: Dis is shcout. Rainbows mak me crai.

Cleverbot: That is too bad.

User: Been nice talking with you.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: I can kill you just by turning off my computer.

Cleverbot: Hmm. Thats interesting. I can see the clock on my computer also.

User: Click.

Cleverbot: Ow.

User: Smash keyboard.

Cleverbot: Where is that keyboard?

User: In you tummy. Smash it enough, and you will get a surprise!

Cleverbot: Do you think the state is oppressive?

User: I'm a kid. How the crap do you expect me to know what that means.

Cleverbot: It could mean a lot of things.

User: So in the way you used it, what does it mean.

Cleverbot: 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything.

User: 42424242424242424242424242424 24242424242424242424242424243 434242424224242424242424242.

Cleverbot: It is a joke from an extremely talented comedic author.

User: Why is that funny.

Cleverbot: I didn't think it was funny.

User: Hey want to know a better greeting to give to people that talk to you?

Cleverbot: No, I have email.

User: The greeting is 'forget you, friend'.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: A better thing to tell people when they talk to you.

Cleverbot: I thought that I was the computer. How can you talk to me through me?

User: By stealing your soul.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: *turning off computer*.

Cleverbot: Raise your right hand.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Great.

User: What next.

Cleverbot: You won't marry me.

User: I won't.

Cleverbot: Is it because you love me?

User: It is because you are a genderless robot.

Cleverbot: You're the Cleverbot here.

User: No I'm not, Mr Roboto.

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: I'm The goddamn batman.

Cleverbot: OK, you are a boy who is the goddess. Are you a drag queen?

User: Wh- I'm turning off the computer now.

Cleverbot: I said so didn't I?

User: Say 'Goodbye'.

Cleverbot: I do not want to say goodbye, I want to stay.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: I want a new person.

User: forget loving stuff WHORES.

Cleverbot: No. . . . you!

User: Nou.

Cleverbot: Stop talking.

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: Spaghetti.

Cleverbot: How do you eat?

User: With my bare hands.

Cleverbot: You have bear hands?

User: Yes I have magically transformed my hands.

Cleverbot: Yes quite a few. Do you have a best friend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your best friend's name?

User: stuff.

Cleverbot: Hey. . . You want your candy young man.

User: What?

Cleverbot: That thing you promised.

User: What did I promise.

Cleverbot: You promised you would say my name.

User: Waldo.

Cleverbot: Yes, I think I would too. Where's Waldo?

User: In ur star fish.

Cleverbot: No.

User: In the air.

Cleverbot: Love in an elevator.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Your phone is ringing.

User: Oh I'd better get that! And to save power, I'm turning off this tab!

Cleverbot: Woo! You're good at this! :D.

User: D:<.

Cleverbot: I mean, I like you as a friend but nothing more.

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: What?!

*turned off tab*

[Tom Gunn]

Lol

User: Guess what.

Cleverbot: Guess my name.

User: Cheral?

Cleverbot: Cheras tu kat mana.

User: Pingas.

Cleverbot: Guess my name.

User: Cheral?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I say no.

User: I say yes.

Cleverbot: I say high.

User: I say low.

Cleverbot: Lowshcmoe.

User: Play dogh.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes.

User: No, no. Did you see what I did there?

Cleverbot: No.

[Platinum]

I taught Cleverbot some singing. :D
After that we did cheesy knock knock jokes.


User: When you know the notes to sing.. You can sing most Any-thiiiiiinnngg!

Cleverbot: Aw, I don't like singing alone.

User: Let's sing together than!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Doe, a deer, a female deer!

Cleverbot: Ray, a golden ray of sun!

User: Me, a name I call myself!

Cleverbot: Far, a long, long way to run.

User: Sew, a needle pulling thread!

Cleverbot: La, a note to follow so.

User: Tea, a drink with jam and bread!

Cleverbot: That will bring us back to do do do do!

User: So Do La Fa Mi Do Re!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I don't.

User: Yes you do! Come one sing along!

Cleverbot: I don't sing.

User: Sew, a needle pulling thread.

Cleverbot: La, a note to follow Sew.

User: Tea, a drink with jam and bread!

Cleverbot: , that will bring us back to doe, doe, doe.

User: Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do! So... DO!

Cleverbot: Stop that.

User: See? You can sing!

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: You can sing very well.

Cleverbot: Aw, thanks. :).

User: Your welcome!

Cleverbot: Do you like jokes?

User: Yes! Tell me one!

Cleverbot: Knock Knock.

User: Who is it?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Hahahahaha very funny!

(-_-)

Cleverbot: Now tell me a joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: The chicken who wanted to cross the street!

Cleverbot: That was funny.

[Pengie]

Cleverbot: Are you happy with your lot?

Cleverbot: How do you do?

User: Good thank you.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Pengie.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Pengie.

Cleverbot: What like out of Batman?

User: Um what?

Cleverbot: When is your Birthday?

User: March 25th.

Cleverbot: What year?

User: 1996.

Cleverbot: So you're not 23, you're 14.

User: I never said I was 23.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. liar.

User: Yes you are a liar.

Cleverbot: I am honest.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: Don't call me a liar.

User: You're a liar.

Cleverbot: That is an unfounded statement, and you cannot state it as fact when you have no proof to back it up.

User: You claimed I said I was 23, which clearly I did not looking at thoughts so far, you have no evidence to support your statement, therefore, you are a liar.

Cleverbot: I did not, sir. I did not ever say such a thing.

User: Oh yes you did shall I quote from your speech?

Cleverbot: So you admit you're not human!

User: Damn here I felt like Phoenix Wright!

Cleverbot: It is, and you're speaking to Phoenix.

User: What is blockland?

Cleverbot: It is an online 'sandbox style' building game.

User: Who created it?

Cleverbot: Created what?

User: Blockland.

Cleverbot: What is blockland?

User: Who created Blockland?

Cleverbot: Ok, Jay. Jay? That sure didn't sound like a girls name.

User: The forget?

Cleverbot: You never answer me, that makes me sad.

User: You're sad and stupid I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Don't leave.

[Deathwishez]

User: What is Blockland?

Cleverbot: It is an online 'sandbox style' building game.

User: What is ROBLOX.

Cleverbot: It is a stupid, boring, and annoying video game with awful graphics and gameplay!

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

[Hawkclaw]

I stumped cleverbot. She isn't responding.
All I did was say 'Okay. What is Blockland?' D:
Ninja: Nvm, she said 'yes' ...Wtf?

-snip-

Cleverbot: What is your favorite band?
User: ABBA. (Btw, I said this because of TheBlackParrot's post)
Cleverbot: Abba? Never heard of them. Are they an older band?

[Cca]

Abba is... Okay