Weird-ass things you thought when you started playing

[Mold]

wouldn't have helped me. tutorial was broken on my computer when i first played.
no middle text showed up, so all i saw was big text telling me to move and not HOW to move

In almost EVERY loving GAME you use wasd to move and mouse to look.

[Ad Bot]

[Cool Boi]

I thought that you couldn't build inside water.

[shyGriff]

In almost EVERY loving GAME you use wasd to move and mouse to look.

irrelevant
it didn't tell me how to do ANYTHING is my point
it didn't tell me how to build, so i asked on the forums and got gratuitous amounts of hate

[Headcrab Zombie]

Back when I downloaded vanilla, I didn't play it at first. It just sat on my hard drive for a while. By the time I found it and played it, RTB was the big mod. I launched it and saw almost every server had [RTB] at the beginning on the name, and I thought RTB was a huge clan or something. After joining several servers and sitting at several of them for a long time downloading everything, I thought "maybe this clan has a website where I can download all these files faster" so I googled RTB and found it

I thought that you couldn't build inside water.

Actually, you couldn't until v15
Assuming you mean water bricks

[mod-man]

when people first started talking about a campaign in blockland, i thought they was for real  

I thought that when you joined a server you got all the addons from it.

oh and this, except i just now realized this doesn't happen

[K9 Kid]

I skipped the printer part of the tutorial
when it said "you need a printer for this part"
because my printer had low ink
and my parents didnt allow me to use it.

[Blocky943]

I really thought if you played demo you played with Riddler

Like a bot

I remember that video